SEC West incest is the best

2007 December 6
by Jai Eugene

In yet another surprise move by the Frank “Mack Daddy” Broyles, the University of Arkansas has entered into an exclusive contract with Midnight Spank Productions to air “Who Wants to Coach the Hogs?” The show will be the latest reality television series to air on the G4 Network and will join the ranks of Cheaters, America’s Top Model and the Biggest Loser.

Jim Grobe, 55 years old?  Are you the fractured Northwest Arkansas’s fanbase next pinata?

My question is how can anyone fail to hire a Bowden? You can’t swing a dead cat without hitting one of them. The Hogs “missed” out on Tommy Bowden. Terry and Jeff are still ripe for the picking.

Moving on to the Houston Nutt hire at Ole Miss.

Behind the Bammeroids, the Ole Miss fans might be the most delusional of the SEC fanbases. Please consider:

No mascot, no shirts, titty twisting, hotel thefts, restraining orders, Pine Boxes, Cuttcliffe, Manning, Cotton Bowl, Egg Bowl, getting Croomed, O, players who can’t read and Brent Shaffa. Now they are completely and head over heels in love with Houston Nutt with all of his text messaging/Mustain warts.

Ole Miss fans rode the batshit crazy O train forever, almost blind to the fact that he was/is an idiot. I hate to be an “I told you so” but we did tell you that something was wrong with that guy and you didn’t believe us. And frankly, I consider the Nutt hire to be a modest upgrade to Crazy Ed. At least Nutt knows how to spell Atlanta.

Dreams and hopes of 72 virgins and nonexistent championships are the two things that haven’t been and won’t be seen on the Ole Miss campus for a long time.

All of this so we can look at Cougar Dianna Nutt. Is she completely hittable, [Pics from NaFoom]:

9 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 December 6
    BigFootFool permalink

    If you drive around the country, you’ll see many republicans with stickers on their cars that are Black squares with a W on it. Underneath it says “The President”

    If you’re in Ole Miss country you used to see O’s in the same format “The Coach”

    Ole Miss fans are vigorously scraping those off and now their stickers say “Nutt”
    “On You”

    Class, Baby… Class

  2. 2007 December 6

    I’d hit it.

  3. 2007 December 6
    LSU guy permalink

    I’d tap that.

  4. 2007 December 6

    I prefer blondes, but wow i would hit that.

  5. 2007 December 6
    LSU guy permalink

    oh yeah–

    “Jai”–why you take that name?? you from Destrahan, La???

    Careful with that blog, Eugene.

  6. 2007 December 6
    lsuwop permalink

    She a-nicea dark hair girl. She Italian, no?

  7. 2007 December 6

    @5 What the fuck kinda of question is that?

  8. 2007 December 6
    LSU guy permalink

    the Real Jai Eugene (#4) is from Destrahan, La ( i believe)

    for the second part, see Pink Floyd.

  9. 2007 December 6
    artiger permalink

    @ 2,3,4, & 6 Just think how much more plastic surgery they can afford now. If Nutt stays in Oxford 10 years, she’ll look better than Sorority Row’s best.

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