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 What’s up Billy Gillespie?  When are you gonna bring winning ways back to Rupp Arena?  Are you not the second coming of Adolf Rupp?  You’ve already dropped two games, and while you were probably supposed to lose to North Carolina (even though they came to your house), you can’t forget about tanking it against G-Webb last month.

Well, hurry up and win Gillespie, because with your next 7 games before opening up conference play against Vandy, you could easily go 3-4 and end up 7-6.  What’s the problem Gillespie?  You’re supposed to be a whiz kid… You’re at the best basketball school in the country right?  The fans love you and your decision making… Even though they made you decide to put in Alex Legion in the 2nd half.  You still like the Blue or are you thinking about going back to Texas A&M.

Speaking of Alex Legion, what’s up with that?  I coulda sworn everything was honky dorry.  His mom prophesied you were gonna be in the Final Four in Detroit this year… which is strange because this year it’s in San Antonio… Oh well… maybe she meant next year.  So then he decides to leave… obviously because you didn’t play him and his 6.7 pts/game against North Carolina (at the time #2 now #1 team in the country), as much as he thought he should play. 

Now he’s coming back?  It’s all so confusing Billy.  You better get this ship going in the right direction because we need Kentucky Basketball.  It’s no fun to make fun of Kentucky fans when they are down.  It’s probably the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.  They all dress up and blue and come down to Atlanta for the SEC tournament and they keep going away empty handed, and they just look lost.  Tubby woulda never lost to G-Webb.