Hey Bammeroids…Today is the Anniversary of the real Pearl Harbor Day

2007 December 7
by Jai Eugene

 

Pearl Harbor has nothing to do with losing to the ULM Fighting Nutria, just in case any of you delusional trailer dwelling mullets didn’t know.

I don’t know if this is good or bad news for  LSU and Bama: Les Miles signs contract with LSU through 2012 [NOLA]. 

Sorry Nick Saban, you can’t go back to Louisiana just yet. After a 6-6 season, a night in ritzy Shreveport is as close you can get. LSU not yours!  The This just makes Tennessee’s loss to Bama more embarrassing, like on the Appy State beats Michigan scale of embarrassment.

Just so you coon asses don’t get comfortable, the rumor is that Miles has the same buyout in his contract in case he wants to return to Michigan .

REF/A/ALDODACT 16/07/051758ZDEC07//

NARR/REF A DIRECTED HALF-STAFFING OF THE NATIONAL FLAG ON 07 DEC 07.

SUBJECT: HALF-STAFFING OF THE NATIONAL FLAG

1. AT THE DIRECTION OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND IN ACCORDANCE WITH U.S. CODE, TITLE 36, SECTION 129, THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES SHALL BE FLOWN AT HALF-STAFF ON 07 DECEMBER 2007 IN HONOR OF THE INDIVIDUALS WHO DIED AS A RESULT OF THEIR SERVICE AT PEARL HARBOR.

2. THE FLAG SHALL BE FLOWN AT HALF-STAFF ON ALL DEPARTMENT OF THE ARMY INSTALLATIONS AND VESSELS THROUGHOUT THE UNITED STATES AND ABROAD.

3. THE EXPIRATION OF THIS MESSAGE IS 08 DEC 07.

11 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 December 7
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    those idiots will spin that he was not comparing national tragedies to a football game. Which he obviously did

  2. 2007 December 7
    LSU guy permalink

    no no no no no, see, he wasn’t saying that losing to Northeast La.= Pearl Harbor; he was saying the emotional let down of losing to Northeast La. = the emotional let down of the day that will live in infamy.

  3. 2007 December 7

    They better hope someone takes Les Miles, that idiot is going to run that program into the ground. Bahr willing.

  4. 2007 December 7
    LSU guy permalink

    @3 wow i did not realize that winning the SEC is “running that program into the ground”…

  5. 2007 December 7
    artiger permalink

    @4 and what is Miles’ record vs. Bama?

  6. 2007 December 7
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    I love Les

  7. 2007 December 7
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    he still bails to Michigan

  8. 2007 December 7
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Dolphins 0-12 thus far
    Bama 6-6

  9. 2007 December 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    LSU girls are ugly, and illiterate..

    I’d bag the one on the left.. After a few drinks.. Only if she promised not to wear a brown bag as a dress again.

  10. 2007 December 7
    Jokers Wild permalink

    @ downtowndawg

    you and i both know you dogs will hump anything :)

  11. 2007 December 7
    artiger permalink

    @9 Brown bag=easy removal

    If you think those three are bad, check Eer’s latest rant with pic

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