Oklahoma is like a school yard bully

2007 December 7
by AngryEer

I really think Oklahoma might be the best team in the country.  I also think my Eers stand a good chance of spanking that Sooner ass because of our superior coaching staff lead by Rich Rodriguez. Say anything you want about him, but you better say that he is the creator of the spread option that is so popular today. I know almost every college in America would love to have him. Give him a month to prepare and he will have  the Sooners stumpbroke  inside and out. Stoops is almost in the same category as RR so it will be an interesting game. I think WVU stands a good chance to beat them. And I look for our stalwart 3-3-5 defense to be the difference.

I’ve actually wondered if the Associated Press might not vote us number one if we beat Oklahoma (as in a split National Title). Only time will tell, and I guess, of course, we DO have to beat them first, but I’m guessing that by this time next week our players will be going full speed ahead.

Anybody else up for seeing our guys beat the 2nd best team in the land? The National Championship would have been nice, especially playing against the 10th or 15th best team in the land for it, but if you can block the big trophy out of your mind we’ve got a challenge worth seriously looking at.

Oklahoma is big and bad and mean. When January 2 comes around, what you say we just kill them? Let’s show them aggression the likes of which they’ve never even heard of. If these guys have heard anything at all about us (and they will have by the time game time rolls around), they will probably come out looking to be more physical than we are.

Bottom line, we’ve got to win that battle, and we’ve got to win it early. Establish our physicality at the beginning of the game, and we probably win the game. Let them establish it, and we probably lose. This is one time that we definitely need to be trying to put some feet up in the air. Roll Call:  Are you guys listening? Quinton? Eric? Ryan? Antonio? Larry? Vaughn? Reed? Marc? Johnny? Johnny? Keilen? Scooter? Ridwan? Ellis? Mortty? Charles? Boogie? Doug? Bobby? Chris? Jimmy? Zac?

Guys, let’s kick some motherfuckking ASS! Oklahoma is damn good, but something tells me they haven’t been manhandled by a superior physical team like the Eers.  High 5!!!

Something tells me people are too afraid of Oklahoma to try to manhandle them. Something also tells me that if we hit them hard in the face right off the bat, they might not know how to respond. Boise State beat them last year by avoiding them. How about we beat them this year by kicking the living dogshit out of them?

Hell yes…. 

46 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 December 7
    LSU guy permalink

    wow. talk about fugly. is that Kurt Warner’s wife in the middle?

  2. 2007 December 7
    Jokers Wild permalink

    I didn’t realize there were so many transexuals at WVU. Please stop posting pics, please!!!

  3. 2007 December 7
    artiger permalink

    No across the board. And hell no on second from left (not even with Eer’s dick after a case of beer).

    Eer, if you’re going to post chick pics, please use photos from other campuses.

  4. 2007 December 7

    can’t you people read my rants?

  5. 2007 December 7

    why must you critique good christians that way? Why??

  6. 2007 December 7
    Jokers Wild permalink

    We don’t read your posts. We just comment on the pics.

  7. 2007 December 7

    @3 I am posting pics of loyal eers…high 5

  8. 2007 December 7
    Jokers Wild permalink

    Your rants most of the time are so self delusional that they are hard to finish reading.

  9. 2007 December 7
    P-Funk permalink

    @ #8. High 5’s to that!!!

  10. 2007 December 7
    artiger permalink

    Your pics are so God-awful disgusting that I can’t read the rant due to nausea. low 5…or, as in the pic, fugly 5

  11. 2007 December 7
    Jokers Wild permalink

    Seriously, those girls are fugly.

  12. 2007 December 7

    ok, i admit that they are bit hard looking. you should read the rant. my eers beat Stoops and Switzer

  13. 2007 December 7
    artiger permalink

    There may be a dozen teeth between the five of them.

  14. 2007 December 7
    Po Pimp permalink

    6pack, heroin, dimebag + 6pack, shot of cuervo, the koolaid

  15. 2007 December 7
    artiger permalink

    Post a pic that doesn’t cause blindness, i.e., one of girls from another college, and then we might read your nonsense.

  16. 2007 December 7
    Jokers Wild permalink

    @ 15

    That is going to be tough. I have been to Morgantown and Huntington. Both are nice towns but all the hot girls seem to end up at Marshall.

  17. 2007 December 7
    artiger permalink

    @16 If one chooses to attend WVU, that is one thing, just don’t subject the rest of us to the daily horror show that is known as WVU coeds.

  18. 2007 December 7

    they all have good child birthing hips….not like them skinny SEC girls

  19. 2007 December 7
    Jokers Wild permalink

    Wow. I didn’t know you guys were so proud of your fatties at WVU.

  20. 2007 December 7

    means that they cook good, plus a heavy girl works harder in the sack…they appreciate it more

  21. 2007 December 7
    artiger permalink

    Jai–please do something! Get rid of that pic, or photoshop it (if that is even enough)

  22. 2007 December 7
    artiger permalink

    @18 Do you know what happens to “good birthing hips” after a few kids and a few years?

  23. 2007 December 7

    The bad part about it is, this is a picture of the Top 5 in the miss West Virginia pagent.

  24. 2007 December 7

    AngryEer are you guys bringing couches to burn out to Glendale? Either that or a lot of hotels are going to be keeping their security deposits.

  25. 2007 December 7
    zigzag permalink

    It takes one gullible turd to think that Morgantown High will beat Oklahoma.

  26. 2007 December 7
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    I bet the Eers take the Sooners

  27. 2007 December 7

    @25 you must be a thundering turd fan… leave dickweed

  28. 2007 December 7
    artiger permalink

    @26 His poison has gotten to you, hasn’t it?

  29. 2007 December 7

    @ artiger , another conversion

    High 5!!

    3-3-5

  30. 2007 December 7
    Jokers Wild permalink

    @ ears– i think WVU has the offensive talent to play with OU, BUT THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO CHOKE IN THE BIG GAMES. Also i think OU can and will run straight at the WVU defense and have a big game on the ground.

    If the WVU stars can stay on the field after bruising their vaginas, then they do have a chance to win.

  31. 2007 December 7

    my eers vaginas are tuff

  32. 2007 December 7
    Jokers Wild permalink

    You guys definately have the talent to beat OU. I hope you do. I hate OU. But you have to admit, WVU just seems to lose something when it comes to big games.

  33. 2007 December 7
    bizzuck permalink

    @32 “But you have to admit, WVU just seems to lose something when it comes to big games.”

    Yeah they lose something. We expect them to lose to good teams. Like Pitt. They’re real good. Yeah.

  34. 2007 December 7
    artiger permalink

    @31 You’re talking about the “girls” in that pic, aren’t you?

  35. 2007 December 7

    those girls can probably cook a helluva meal

  36. 2007 December 7
    Jokers Wild permalink

    @ 33

    For WVU, pit was a big game (not a good team). It was win and you are in the NC game. WTF happened? 28.5 point favorites. At home and they choke it away.

  37. 2007 December 7
    artiger permalink

    @35 I can cook a helluva meal, but that doesn’t make people want to post my pic. I will say that I’m not nearly as hideous as your friends there.

  38. 2007 December 7

    The chick in the white t-shirt has a nose on her. Looks like a blonde haired Blossom…

    The one in the middle looks like Suzy Kolber. Eer, maybe you need to post some more pics of the mail order cheerleader again…

  39. 2007 December 7
    artiger permalink

    Second from left plays left tackle for the Mountaineer scout team

  40. 2007 December 7

    @39, Funny, I thought that was Owen Schmitt…

  41. 2007 December 8
    The Mean Lil\' Black and Gold Girl permalink

    Jebus, I have prettier friends than that in WV. They are from Florida and Alabama and engineers, who married natives, but I know that’s not that the best you can do, AngryEer. Yeesh.

  42. 2007 December 8
    stEERs and quEERs permalink

    The 3-3-5 is a wall.

  43. 2007 December 8
    artiger permalink

    Wallpaper?

  44. 2007 December 8

    indeed, wallpaper

  45. 2007 December 8

    Yes the 3-3-5 is made out of paper.

  46. 2007 December 9
    Elvi Patterson! permalink

    OU will beat WVU. How do I know? OU has better looking co-ed’s than the trannys and fat chicks WVU features.

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