F–king Icy Rain
2007 December 11
Okay, so I live in Oklahoma right now, and even thought the temperatures are +40 F we have ice on every fucking power line and every fucking tree, so I don’t have fucking power. I didn’t have to come in to work today, but it was either work, or become a popsicle in my apartment.
This is what’s been going on in college hoops.
- Lute Olson left basketball and Arizona for a year to deal with his deeply personal privates or something. I think he had to get his balls back from his new wife.
- Australia can play basketball now and every Sportscaster covering Vandy games has an excuse to use the phrase “Going Down Under”. Plus Vandy has the top two scorers in the SEC.
- There are apparently no upperclassmen playing at a high level this year… Only these freshman guys.
- Coach’s son breaks NCAA assist record. Arseneault dished out 34 assists during a 151-112 win over North Central University of Minnesota. Grinnel shot 23-86 from the 3 point arc off of passes by Arseneault. With this record he joins other elite assisters like Robert James of Kean University, Avery Johnson of Southern, and Sherman Douglas of Syracuse.
- No one can name any of the the top 5 scorers. Micheal Beasley a close 6th though.
- Kentucky loses their third… C.A.T.S. Suck Suck Suck
- Fran, Andy (Katz), and Doug don’t know college basketball. Oh and Pat Forde and Fran Fraschilla are huge tools for having Duke at Number 2. Duke blows.
Let me know if anything else happens in the world of sports. I’ll be under an icy frozen rock hibernating until they get my power back in “7-10 days”.
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