Hanging On to the Last Days of Precious Football
Winter is horrible. The shortened daylight hours lead to Seasonal Affective Disorder, the cold weather stings like a bee, and worst of all my entertainment world comes to a screeching halt when the clock ticks down at the Super Bowl. And if Winter is bad, Spring is even worse. The cruelty of the NBA, NASCAR, and Major League Baseball all running simultaneously is just inhumane. How could God do this to us? I know the reason is that he wants football season to be special. I know that. But why can’t we have something else to look forward to in life? Anything please! It used to be that I could look forward to KISS one day putting the makeup back on, but those days are over. It has already happened several times, even long after the Farewell Tour of 2000. Now what? What the hell can I look forward to now? Nothing that’s what. I can look forward to cold, darkness, and then finally I get a big heaping helping of rain in Spring. Thanks! I can deal with Summer. Summer is cool in my book. But Winter? Give me a damn break. It sucks. Spring? What do I have to look forward to there, eating some ham on Easter? Wow, thanks again! Let there be no doubt, we take precious football season for granted. The start of basketball season brings vomit rising from my stomach. The first pitch of baseball and vomit fills my mouth. Finally, when I see checkered flags and oval tracks I spew all over the floor.
I want to live in a land of warm sunshine, where NASCAR, MLB, and the NBA are banned and college football lives year round. Unfortunatley Castro hates the BCS too.
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Lloyd, you should move down here to Florida. It’s 79 degrees and not a cloud in the sky today. I even went to the beach last Sunday! Oh, and people here love college football. We’ve got Gators, Seminoles, Dawgs, ‘Canes, and even some Vol fans, too.
Dude I hear you about winter blowing… it’s even worse when you lose power and you have to go to Chili’s to watch Pro football because you need something to keep you from blowing your brains out or freezing like a turkey.
Amen..
It’s warm here in Atlanta, however.. I can’t even watch the NFL. That shit is so slow, and so boring to me.
I feel like I have ADD, when it’s on.. College football however, is by far the best thing to watch..
I guess much like when people drain the pools in the fall, I’ll be taking down the plasma.. No need for it until CFB comes on, and I’d just feel dirty watching anything else on the sonofabitch.