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tFailboat’s Bowl Record


The Failboats remind me of the Ginger in the picture. (Photo from hot chicks with douchebags)

This list of futility includes two Tressel losses to South Carolina for God sake, and losses to Tennessee, Georgia, Auburn, and Florida. That is a whopping 16 point average margin for SEC vs. Tressel. Interestingly, I think tOSU was ranked higher IN EVERY GAME!!!

So, the best team in the Big 10 always loses to the SEC and the rest of the Big 10 breaks even. Is that your argument for parity between the leagues? Could the Big 10 #3 vs. SEC #5 explain bowl parity? Dig a little deeper for your arguments Big 10. In the SEC, at least we know how to do math.
2006/07 BCS Championship? Florida 41, Ohio State 14 (final #2 ranking)
2005/06 Fiesta? Ohio State 34, Notre Dame 20 (final #4 ranking)
2004/05 Alamo? Ohio State 33, Oklahoma State 7
2003/04 Fiesta? Ohio State 35, Kansas State 28 (final #4 ranking)
2002/03 Fiesta? Ohio State 31, Miami (FL) 24 (2OT) (National Champions)
2001/02 Outback? South Carolina 31, Ohio State 28
2000/01 Outback? South Carolina 24, Ohio State 7
1998/99 Sugar? Ohio State 24, Texas A&M 14 (final #2 ranking)
1997/98 Sugar? Florida State 31, Ohio State 14
1996/97 Rose? Ohio State 20, Arizona State 17 (final #2 ranking)
1995/96 Citrus? Tennessee 20, Ohio State 14
1994/95 Citrus? Alabama 24, Ohio State 17
1993/94 Holiday? Ohio State 28, Brigham Young 21
1992/93 Citrus? Georgia 21, Ohio State 14
1991/92 Hall of Fame? Syracuse 24, Ohio State 17
1990/91 Liberty? Air Force 23, Ohio State 11
1989/90 Hall of Fame? Auburn 31, Ohio State 14

The Big 10 has two National Champions in the last 38 years:

one was a split between Nebraska & Michigan. The other was due to the worst call in college football history vs Miami. Now, I’m beginning to understand the anger, the desperation and cries for respect.

two (2).

17 comments on “tFailboat’s Bowl Record

  1. Two things…

    1. That chick looks more like a “Mary Ann”…

    2. Isn’t this a repost?

  2. I love the post

  3. Yeah, we all know how much you love post, Jim…

  4. @1.1 Yeah, like a Mary Ann, but with serious abs…

  5. Hippy,

    i posted it monday, but it got lost in the shuffle of the Sports Illustrated links.

    I need to maintain the Big 10 Hate Train, and this is post is pretty good from a data standpoint

  6. All good, Jai…

    As long as you’re spreading the hate evenly…

    Hoping to see a “Don’t embarass the SEC, UGA” post soon…

  7. i fear for UGA

  8. The thing is it’s a no win situation for the Dawgs…

    They win and and no one notices…

    They lose and propel another mediocre program into the limelight of CFB…

    Hell, if i was a mid major I would want the Dawgs in the Sugar too…

  9. 2 Things:

    1) that girl is awesome
    b) tOSU was coached by John Cooper both times they were railroaded by the Gamecocks in Tampa. There was a fight on the field in the 2nd game that all but sealed Cooper’s fate in Columbus.

  10. Mike,

    Tressel lost the second of the two games against the Game Cock (smokers) but seeing as he had Belisari at QB WTF could be excepted.

    As for you Jia,
    You have entirely too much time devoted to ranting against Ohio State. It’s like you are some stalking jilted lover. I mean, okay, you don’t like the Buckeyes, but God damn man… Did you apply and they rejected your admission or something?

    As my wife would say, “get over”

    Penn State 20 – Tennessee 10

  11. hey dublin, you better strap on your leather asshat, I looked at Jai’s draft posts, and there are at least 5 more that smoke your pussed out team

  12. AngryEer,

    I hear you my friend. And I understand your anger

    1997
    tFailboats 23 – West Verginny 3

    1998
    tFailboats 34 – West Verginny 17

    Let the rage out!

  13. sad, but i think after watching the osuum game, gawd it was boring, i am convinced that the failboats would never sniff the endzone against the 3-3-5 wall D

  14. Would that be the same level of conviction you had for the Eers sure victory over 28 point underdog Pitt?

  15. i felt it would be 6 tds

    ron zook

  16. Jai–

    re: “Ginger”–you are referring to the kid with the glasses, pale skin and reddish hair, correct (a/k/a the “douchebag”)?

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