Duke Football sucks balls

2007 December 15
by Jai Eugene

I hate CSI Miami and everything that the Ginger aka as David Caruso stands for, 7 minutes of Caruso one-liners.

Goodbye Coach Cutt [Gate 21]. I hope you know that Duke Football is broker than a broke dick dog. Ike Duke, do your impersonation of David Caruso Cutcliffe’s career [Cartman's Anal Probe]!

Duke should have offered Nick Saban a million dollar raise. I guarantee you that the Duke fans would be ecstatic over a 6-6 season and a prestigous Pre-New Year’s Bowl game in elegant and swanky Shreveport!!

Who will replace Coach Cutt?  from Pudge is a Sandwich

Interesting take on Bobby Petrino’s housing search from ETrueSports

Just going to practice, practice, just going to practice, practice

Will you people leave Angry Eer alone? He is suicidal over all of the Rich Rod thinking of leaving Morgantown. Remember last year, RR was the Bammers 1st choice, not Nick Saban. But Rod forgot to tell his hot wife he wanted to leave WVU. She cut him off, proving once more that the power of pussy is stronger than glue and he turned down the Tards [Build A Bear]. Check out the 3rd Saturday in Blogtober’s take on the situation

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  1. 2007 December 15

    Florida fans better check this:

    http://www.gatorsportsforum.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=206528&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0&sid=c32feeb06c81991fa4fc788a82df2b7e

  2. 2007 December 15
    Jokers Wild permalink

    What is this i hear about practice being canceled at WVU today and a press conference at UM?

  3. 2007 December 15
    Jokers Wild permalink

    Do you think he is going?

  4. 2007 December 15
    gatorhippy permalink

    Eer, you should try to come with something a little stronger than a link to a internet comment thread…

    Maybe something along the lines of an actual reliable media article such as this…

    http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071214/UPDATE/712140453

    Rich Rod to Mich seems pretty likely…

    At least he’s not going all Saban and lying to you…

    Only pleading the Fifth…

  5. 2007 December 15

    I know Trooper is also interviewing for the Offensive Coordinator’s Position at Baylor (See http://gate21.net/2007/12/15/first-cutcliffe-now-trooper-2/ ).

    If we lose both Cutt and Trooper, we will take in the ass when it comes to recruiting.
    ============
    - lawvol: http://Gate21.net – Life, the Universe, & College Football

  6. 2007 December 15

    stupid gator. it is the orlando sentinel

  7. 2007 December 15
    gatorhippy permalink

    Um.mmmm…

    No…

    It’s a blog thread from the Gainesville Sun…

    Are you a retard or do they still not teach reading in WV?

  8. 2007 December 15

    no, you caustic fucker. It was previously reported meyer is interested in UM in the Orlando paper

  9. 2007 December 15
    gatorhippy permalink

    I swear to fucking Jah, Angry…

    Why don’t you just do us all a favor and shoot yourself in the face with a .12 guage…

    You are a perfect example of why there should be a federal “No breeding” statute implemented for the state of West Virginia…

    I mean seriously…

    You can’t even determine where in the hell you are getting your sources when it’s spelled out plain as day across the page banner…

    No wonder RR wants to get the hell out of M-Town with idiots like you running around…

    You better start getting ready for the introduction of RR in Mich…

    Closely followed by the intro of Terry Bowden as Mountineer HFC…

    He’ll surely be bringing Jeff Bowden as his OC…

    As I said a few days ago…

    Welcome back to Mediocrity…

  10. 2007 December 15
    gatorhippy permalink

    I live in Orlando, you POS…

    Never even mentioned anywhere in that shitty excuse for a newsrag…

    Not even in Dave Curtis’ Gator Blog on-line…

    Moron…

  11. 2007 December 15
    gatorhippy permalink

    You can put your fingers in your ears screaming “LALALALALALALA” all you want…

    It won’t change the fact that RR will be sporting a different blue and maize next season…

  12. 2007 December 15

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/orl-adelson0207dec02,0,6214376.column

  13. 2007 December 15
    gatorhippy permalink

    Holy Fuckin’ shit, Eer…

    Did you actually read that article..

    I said a real piece of journalism not an opinion of some woman that recently got her own column and is attempting to stir the pot…

    Again, Inbred…

    Show me a reliable media article stating facts…

    However, it looks like I might have been wrong about RR…

    http://mgoblog.blogspot.com/2007/12/figures.html

    Apparently Rodriguez is part Italian…

    Cuz maybe all this Michigan talk was just a Mafia-esque shakedown of Eer athletics for the second year in a row…

    Becoming quite a little racket for Rich…

    Rich RodPrano…

    I like it…

  14. 2007 December 15

    Holy shit, you fucking Godless Pagan, did you not read Jai’s post? He ain’t leaving Morgantown. Rita likes it there…..

    Michigan fans are as dumb as bammers.

    Better keep an eye on Urban’s travels….he is from the same mold as Saban and Petrino

  15. 2007 December 15
    gatorhippy permalink

    I guess you’re a bigger moron than I realized, Eer…

    Especially if you’re believin’ what Jai scripts in his posts…

  16. 2007 December 16
    thebeave permalink

    “Holy shit, you fucking Godless Pagan”

    nice

  17. 2007 December 16

    What the hell does that mean Hippie. I only post the best shit

  18. 2007 December 16

    This site says Rod is gone

    http://www.statejournal.com/story.cfm?func=viewstory&storyid=32640

  19. 2007 December 16

    Well ESPN is reporting it now. And he won’t be coaching the bowl game

    http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3157227

    Does anyone have a way to get in touch with AngryEer, or is he burning a couch and jumping in the flames??? If the Pitt choke job didn’t send him over the edge, this just might do it…

  20. 2007 December 16
    gatorhippy permalink

    No offense, Jai…

    Only trying to help Eer split the reality from the satire…

    Of course, somebody may need to take some ammonium nitrate over to his house after this afternoon’s announcement…

    Country roads, motherfuckers…

  21. 2007 December 16
    gatorhippy permalink

    “Better keep an eye on Urban’s travels….he is from the same mold as Saban and Petrino”

    Well, it appears that RR is apparentluy cut from that mold too…

    High fives all around…

  22. 2007 December 16

    ESPN has been wrong before. He is not going anywhere

  23. 2007 December 16
    gatorhippy permalink

    As I posted yesterday, inbred…

    “You can put your fingers in your ears screaming “LALALALALALALA” all you want…

    It won’t change the fact that RR will be sporting a different blue and maize next season”…

    Country roads, bitch…

  24. 2007 December 16

    Herbstreit didn’t see this coming at all, so it might as well be written in stone.

  25. 2007 December 16
    gatorhippy permalink

    Others reporting on the phenomenon…

    http://www.wvnstv.com/story.cfm?func=viewstory&storyid=32640&catid=3

    http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/7571786?MSNHPHMA

    And he won’t be coaching against the Okies either…

    How long ’til White/Slaton head to the Draft and Devine heads back South to USF…

    Eer, if you need help tying the bricks to your feet to drown yourself…

    Lemme know…

    I’m more than eager to help…

    Welcome back to mediocrity, WVU…

  26. 2007 December 16

    you don’t deserve a high 5, Gator

  27. 2007 December 16
    gatorhippy permalink

    Oh, but I do…

    I called RR/Mich hookup all the way back on December 11…

    http://www.fanblogs.com/lsu/007386.php

    Take a look for yourself, ass jacker…

    Are you getting ready to welcome new WVHFC Terry Bowden and his OC Jeff Bowden with a little burning couch salute?

  28. 2007 December 16

    Your fucking spelling is damned atrocious, gate. I waited last year until I heard something official from Rodriguez… I guess I’m doing the same here but I’ll be surprised to hear something to the contrary. I respect what Rodriguez has done for this program. But no matter if he won or loss every game, the most important aspect to Rodriguez, for me, was his loyalty here. If this turns out to be true… Rodriguez would have just shaken hands with the devil.

    Please just let this be a nightmare….

  29. 2007 December 16

    After this, there’s no way that both Pat and Steve stay. Devine may transfer, but would he really want to sit out a year?

    Fuck you, Dick Rod. Burn in hell, you piece of shit. Zero loyalty. What an asshole. Now that you’ve shown your true colors, we don’t need you and your bullshit. Have fun coaching in the MAC after you lose to Ohio State three times in a row, shitbag.

  30. 2007 December 16

    http://recruiting.scout.com/2/711864.html

    Imagine the surprise of this writer as my cell phone rings ten minutes ago and it is the top player on the East Coast Terrelle Pryor telling me that he may have just unlocked the biggest coaching story of the year.

    “Add Michigan to my list,” Pryor said.

    Michigan, the Wolverines? Of course I had to ask is Rich Rodriguez going there because its the only thing that would draw Pryor to Ann Arbor right now.

    “I just spoke to Coach Rodriguez about ten minutes ago and he told me he is going to Michigan,” Pryor explained. “He said they made him an offer an he can’t refuse it.”

  31. 2007 December 16
    gatorhippy permalink

    Don’t blame RR…

    You only have yourselves to blame for this, Eer…

    Why stay in a half ass conference where you have to go undeafeated to make the BCS CG when you can go to a conference with some actual credibility and two losses won’t necessarily keep you out…

    No big deal…

    RR just has bigger fish to fry in Big Boy football…

    So long, Small Fry…

    Country Roads…

  32. 2007 December 16

    I feel nauseous. I’m going to the gym to imagine the punching bag is Rich. I hate him. I feel personally betrayed. I really need a break from Eers football. The heartbreak is just too much to bear right now. But just remember – what goes around come around. Rich will get his.

    TRAITOR!!!

  33. 2007 December 16

    Go Failboats

  34. 2007 December 16
    gatorhippy permalink

    This shot just in from Morgantown…

    http://bp1.blogger.com/_HBC3kV-HhjM/R2V-5fj5ufI/AAAAAAAAANs/UI5UPTA4LFA/s1600-h/crying_children.jpg

    Eer, is that you in the middle?

  35. 2007 December 16

    i hope michigan face rapes tebow

  36. 2007 December 16
    gatorhippy permalink

    I’ll take that as a yes…

    I always pegged you as having no balls, you genderless product of interfamilial relations…

    Sad thing is while you were dogging out the Bammers for their christ-like worship of the Bear and their burden of the “houndstooth crown of thorns”…

    We’ll be slowly watching the WVU faithful do the same…

    Except in tribute to “WV’s favorite mexican son” it’ll be a Sombrero of thorns lined with coonskin…

    Maybe we’ll pencil in WVU for a MNC next millenium…

  37. 2007 December 16
    Brian permalink

    This lesson is being classy is brought to you by Eeyore!

    Merry Christmas everyone!

  38. 2007 December 16

    WVU=Michigan’s coaching D-league

  39. 2007 December 16

    “Except in tribute to “WV’s favorite mexican son” it’ll be a Sombrero of thorns lined with coonskin…”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Instead of being lined with coonskin, it will be lined with Michigan millions…

  40. 2007 December 16

    Here’s a question: If he ended up leaving for Michigan this year but didn’t wanna leave for Alabama last year, what was the difference??? Is he saying that Michigan is a better program than Alabama, or is it that the Big 10 is a 2 team league and the team he will be coaching is one of those teams???

  41. 2007 December 16

    Except in tribute to “WV’s favorite mexican son” it’ll be a Sombrero of thorns lined with coonskin…”—Easily your best effort

    Joel…you are on target. i don’t think that RR was ready for the Bama fans. Big diff between Roids and Wolverines

  42. 2007 December 16
    artiger permalink

    Instead of suffering a slow, agonizing death, West Vagina FB will undergo a quick, painless (at least for the rest of us) decapitation.

  43. 2007 December 16

    But was it the fanbase or the money??? I mean, they are paying Saban $4 million out of the Logan Young Memorial Fund…

  44. 2007 December 16

    Joel

    They used “donations” from the spring game to fund the Bury Logan w/Bear Fund

  45. 2007 December 16

    I think it was the fanbase, i am sure that the money was there for RR. Only Mal Moore and Bear Jr know for sure

    Go Cowboys

  46. 2007 December 16

    Word around the internet is that Rodriguez is paying $1 million of the $4 million buyout, with Michigan paying the rest. In other words, he wants to leave so bad that he is paying $1 million to get out of Morgantown.

    http://www.collegefootballtalk.com/rumormill.htm

  47. 2007 December 16

    Oklahoma better be ready for a whipping. Rumor is that an Eer player got up in RR’s face and had to e pulled away.

    God have mercy on Oklahomo

  48. 2007 December 16
    artiger permalink

    @48 You are so full of shit that we can smell your stinkin’ ass all the way down here in the South.

  49. 2007 December 16
    artiger permalink

    Also, other “rumors” had West Vagina players in tears…wonder which is true.

  50. 2007 December 16

    mark it down, while LSU Is getting spanked by tOSU, my EERS will be Fiesta Champs

    Les Miles is dumb

  51. 2007 December 16
    artiger permalink

    I have to laugh, you were behind us previously…now look at your pathetic ass…your (former) head coach has taken the job that even a “native son” wouldn’t take…this is only the prelude to the Big LEast being dropped from the BCS.

    Yeah, Les is dumb…dumb like a fox. Think about that while we’re playing in the BCS Championship, and you’re getting Soonered out in the desert…no doubt the last time you’ll see anything BCS, save watching it on TV.

  52. 2007 December 16

    you told me you didn’t want my support, so fuck LSU. I am having a bad day

  53. 2007 December 16
    artiger permalink

    While I might sympathize, you’ve asked for it all. So fuck you too, and whatever out-of-luck, desperate, cheap-ass Munson you get for your head coach. And enjoy watching BCS level talent on TV for the rest of your life.

    Hopefully now you’ll quit posting pictures of some of the cattle running around the WVU campus.

  54. 2007 December 16

    i wish i could find that photo of the lSU fan blowing a Nutria

  55. 2007 December 16
    gatorhippy permalink

    I wish I could find those photos of RR blowing town…

    Oh wait…

    Jai already did…

  56. 2007 December 16
    artiger permalink

    Thanks hippy

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