Bringing you the best in college basketball injuries.

Tyler Hansbrough
Status: Possible Concussion; should be back soon.
Tyler went down with about 5 1/2 minutes left in the game.  The Tarheels are #1 in the country and up 23 points over the Rutgers Scarlet PimpernelsKnights, Hansbrough decides to take a charge and ends up busting his head on the Camera Man’s knee.  Good Job Douche… You play for the top team in the country and you’re the most important player for them.  First off shame on Roy Williams, because he shouldn’t even be playing at this point, but it’s Fucking Rutgers.

Eric Devendorf
Status: Out for Season with ACL tear
Jim Boeheim lost another guard to an ACL tear.  Winning big at the beginning of the second half against the East Tennessee State Buccaneers, Devendorf lead a fastbreak in which he landed awkwardly and after some crying and being carried to the locker room, the ACL tear was revealed by MRI the next day.  This sucks for him. Good for 15 other Big East teams.

Duke Crews
Status: Heart Condition; out indefinately
I can’t make fun of this guy for that.  I hope he gets better and perhaps it won’t be something life altering.  I can however give Tennessee shit for the 88-82 victory over Western Kentucky.  I mean that’s a Sun Belt team that lost to Northern Arizona… Keep it together Vols.