Hundred Dolla Billz, Yall
Check this out. The 2nd coming of the Bear is only topped by the Minnesota doucebag. Wow. Nick Saban is the second worst coach in Division 1-A going by these numbers. And losses to LA-Monroe don’t help out this average.
This financial strain will soon catch up to UAT. They are still paying for the Tuberville Wing addition to Bahr-Denny Stadium, and Bammer merchandise sales have taken a drop recently. The hundred dollar hand-shakes are becoming less and less padded, not because of the ‘Roid’s desire to stay off of probation, but because they can’t afford to. The Bryant Bank cannot afford to keep bank-rolling Alabama’s Flagship.
Bammer’s have been selling recruits on the return to glory for the BammerNation (that and the free cars). Now Bammer is reduced to free textbooks. My how far they have fallen. What would Bahr and Logan think about this?
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good to see you back in the saddle
Been on the road like a mo-fo as of late. Sitting in ATL-Hartsfield currently.
http://wbgv.wordpress.com/2007/12/17/nick-sabans-agent-contacts-wvu/
I will be in and out tomorrow.
You’re slacking my friend. I expected this out of you a week ago.
Interesting. I wonder if they also have a report showing that UA is one of the 10 most profitable athletic departments in the nation. Well, they do have those reports, but you wouldn’t want to include that in your little article, would you?
Also, as an Alabama fan, it’s nice to know that we paid $583,867 for 41-17.
Interesting. I wonder if they also have a report showing that I ass-raped the fins? Well they do have those reports, but you wouldn’t want to include that in your little article, would you?
Also, as an alabama coach, it is nice to know that my agent is in touch with WVU. There are too many trailer parks in T-Town and Terri is ready to move. RTR
Interesting article. I wonder if there exists a report on the felching I have done with Coach Saban? You wouldn’t want to include that in your little article, would you?
The financial strain is not affecting UAT at all.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2231/2120322609_6b4cfe0071_o.jpg
That’s a very telling chart. So is are the Bammers getting their money’s worth? Does anyone know what Bear was making his last year as head coach? That’s what they should pay him…
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