An open letter to Rich Rodriguez

2007 December 19
by AngryEer

I found this on the New York Times, it so eloquently captures what it means to be an EER that I thought you SEC Homophobes would enjoy it.

An Open Letter to Rich Rodriguez

Dear Rich Rodriguez,

We don’t know each other. I’ve met you a couple of times at various fan events like the Spring Game and the Coaches’ Carousel, but the same could be said for thousands of others. I just thought I’d drop you this letter to let you know specifically what residents of West Virginia and West Virginia University fans think about your decision to leave WVU to become the new head football coach at the University of Michigan.

See, we West Virginians are a prideful bunch. You probably know that, considering you’re from here, as is most of your immediate family. And despite the running jokes and insults spewed by stereotyping windbags across the country, we know that what we have here in West Virginia, what we have here with West Virginia University, is special.

We don’t expect outsiders to really understand. That’s why when John Beilein fled for Michigan a year ago, people largely wrote the experience off to an outsider that was just climbing his own personal coaching ladder. He wasn’t from here, he didn’t have any intrinsic connection to the program other than as an employer, and he wanted to move on. Before long, a native son risked his career and reputation nationally to leave a great gig at a Big 12 school to take Beilein’s place, and the program was made better for it in the long run. We had a guy who wanted to be here more than any other place in the world.

But you, Rich… you were our native son, coaching the most beloved team of them all.

Honor among thieves.

As much as we dislike being spurned by outsiders, we really dislike one of our own sneaking out the back door and leaving our program, our state, in a state of disrepair. You said at your press conference this morning that hopefully we’d understand that you left our program in a better state than you found it. That might be true.

But you didn’t mention the fact that you were actively taking steps to harm the program for your own personal benefit by contacting recruits and attempting to talk them out of their commitments already made to WVU. You didn’t address the fact that according to Dave Poe of the Parkersburg News and Sentinel, you had your recruiting director contact Josh Jenkins to ask him to renege on his verbal commitment to WVU and follow you to Michigan. Who knows how many other recruits you’ve already talked to or turned away? That work you were doing recruiting for WVU really represents unearned salary if you’re going to travel on the University’s dime, get paid for the University’s time, and then sabotage your loyal employer to help you win at the next level.

Those aren’t your recruits. They don’t belong to you.

You also didn’t mention the fact that you stand to irreparably harm the program by placing the players in a state of disorder before the second BCS Bowl game in program history. Your former players were going to have a tough task in front of them anyway facing a team that might be playing the best football in the country in the Oklahoma Sooners. Now they get to do that without their head coach. They will have to answer endless questions about you in the weeks leading up to the game. And you have abandoned them.

Even after the debacle against Pitt (which, make no mistake, will be the defining moment of your career as the head coach of the Mountaineers), your former team, the players you recruited, the players you coached, stood a very good chance of starting next season in the Top 5 and poised to make another championship run if they could represent themselves well in the Fiesta Bowl against Oklahoma. And this isn’t to say that they won’t, because let’s face it, the crop of players that will take the field on January 3 will probably have no problem running your offense even without you. (I mean, how hard can it be at this point for Pat White to run the halfback option and thirteen or fourteen bubble screens?) But there’s no way they’ll be as focused as they should be. There’s no way they can approach this game in a business-like manner. And that’s your fault.

You’ll have to forgive us as fans for looking at you as a villain. It’s certainly understandable, considering that the University gave you as much as it could after your flirtation with Alabama last year, pricing many true fans out of the stadium in the process. Many, like myself, paid for such a salary increase this year with a massive jump in ticket prices that was probably more than many could afford. In a roundabout way, the desire to keep you at West Virginia took money out of my pocket. And it shames me to realize that I thought it was worth it.

But it wasn’t enough for you.

And you certainly didn’t do yourself any favors by keeping your (now) former President and your former Athletic Director in the dark during your negotiations (which, by all accounts, weren’t authorized) with Michigan. This included handing your resignation in to WVU Athletic Director Ed Pastilong after you’d already accepted the Michigan job. And according to this article from the Charleston Daily Mail, you didn’t even do it yourself- you had a graduate assistant deliver it.

Maybe there were problems between yourself and the athletic department as has been rumored since your exit, and as reported here, in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Maybe giving you more than they could afford and giving you nearly every facility improvement you asked for wasn’t enough for you. But why, then, did you sign a one-year contract extension earlier this year, signing on as the coach of the Mountaineers through 2013? What happened for you in that course of time? (Other than your colossal failure to prepare the team for the Pitt game. We know that happened to you.)

And what of your word?

Just last December, you stated that “When the details come out, you’ll see that I’m committed to West Virginia University for a very, very long time.” (Source- Previously linked article)

Three weeks ago, you told media outlets that there wouldn’t be any coaching carousel in Morgantown this year, saying, “We’re not done here … you’re stuck with me.”

Shortly after this picture was taken, the two men conducted a seminar on what it’s like to lose to your rival in the biggest game of your life.

Fortunately, we in the Mountain State will be just fine, despite your best efforts.

The immediate future for the players of your former team should be solid, as there are plenty of galvanizing forces on the team that will allow them to represent themselves well in the Fiesta Bowl. Patrick White, Owen Schmitt, Eric Wicks, et. al. will see to that. They have too much pride to be defined by their coach’s decision to sacrifice the welfare of his team in favor of his own ambitions. They’ll play. They’ll play hard. And they’ll be a source of pride for all of us in Mountaineer Nation.

More generally, WVU football and its fans will be just fine, as well. (Again, not that you’re worried about our future. If you were, you wouldn’t have put yourself before the team by declaring your departure before a BCS bowl, and you wouldn’t be presently trying to talk kids out of their previous commitments to WVU.)

Yes, Michigan is a prestigious program, but so is West Virginia. There will be another successful coach to follow you, and with success both on and off the field, he will be revered in all the ways you used to be. I can say this because WVU isn’t the stepping stone to the big time. It is the big time. It was before you, and it will be after you, despite your best efforts to sabotage our immediate future in the process.

Unlike Michigan, there won’t be 107,000 fans in the seats in Morgantown next year. We don’t have the winningest program in the history of college football at WVU either, though 17th is certainly respectable.

But the 60,000 that will fill Mountaineer Field long after you are gone all understand that what we have at WVU is something special. Something to be very proud of. And we’ll keep it that way.

Meanwhile, you’re off to Michigan as a mercenary. A hired gun. Make sure to beat Ohio State every year, or they’ll run your carpetbagging ass out on a rail after two seasons. You can play 6 degrees of Bo Schembechler all you want, but you won’t be given credit for being a home-grown product if you go 28-21 in your first four seasons, as you did at WVU.

You’ll be unemployed.

So while Michigan may be a step up the coaching ladder nationally and may be the winningest program of all time, it will never be home.

And now West Virginia won’t be either.

Like I said, we West Virginians are a prideful bunch.

Very truly yours,
A Mountaineer Fan

— Posted by Pat

38 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 December 19
    that's 'Bengal' Tigers to you, dipshit permalink

    …for me to poop on.

    - God that was lame

  2. 2007 December 19
    gatorhippy permalink

    As Yoda would say…

    “Weighs heavily on this one the Sombrero of Thorns does”…

    Country Roads…

  3. 2007 December 19
    Terry Bowden permalink

    Why are y’all so dadgum upset??? This is the best thing that has happened to West Virginia since inbreeding!

    Y’all saw what I did with Pat Dye’s recruits, just think of what I can do with Sugarfoot Slaton and Pat White. With my brother Jeff calling the offense, we are guarenteed to win that dadgum papajohns.com bowl next year!

    Boy, do they have some good pizza or what?!?

    Cheer up, Eer. There are still plenty of couches left to burn in West Virginia.

  4. 2007 December 19

    AngryEer:
    No one cares.

    Regards,
    LL

  5. 2007 December 19

    Uhhhhh, Whatever.

  6. 2007 December 19

    Boo fucking hoo. If WVU fans are so much better off without RR and not feeling the effects of him leaving why are they bitching and giving a classless send off at every chance they get?

    If RR hadn’t of turned around his initial 3-8 season I doubt him being a “native son” of West Virginia would have kept his job.

    Every college football fan base is a proud bunch. However, only the Mountaineers are bush league. Whiny letters, burning shirts and threatening your players and coaches only further prove that.

  7. 2007 December 19
    Terry Bowden permalink

    “I found this on the New York Times, it so eloquently captures what it means to be an EER that I thought you SEC Homophobes would enjoy it.”

    New York Times my ass! We all know that coloring books, Playgirl, and Hooked On Phonics are the only literature available in West Virginia!!!

  8. 2007 December 19

    he is actually correct. i saw it on the ny times. Want me to find it?

  9. 2007 December 19
    Brian permalink

    Did that letter just equate WV to Mish-e-gan? The same WV that gets the benefit of the doubt in the rankings every year and then when that one game comes up they can’t win it? You’re telling me that is the same as Mish-e…..

    OH…maybe they are the same.

  10. 2007 December 19
    Jamie permalink

    Go Pitt!!

  11. 2007 December 19
    artiger permalink

    Eer, you and your cousins/bedmates need to move on. It’s done. Articles like this one only make you look more pathetic. And why waste your time reading the NY Times?

  12. 2007 December 19
    gatorhippy permalink

    “Those aren’t your recruits. They don’t belong to you”…

    Guess what, ass jacker?

    They don’t belong to WVU either and without a LOI signed they are fair game for any school and/or coach to speak to…

    Why do you think they were coming to WVU in the first place?

    To play for WV’s favorite Mexican Son…

    It only makes sense they would want to follow him even if Roddy had accepted the abyss of a job that is Duke…

    OK…

    Well, maybe not Duke…

    But the point here is that without RR running the show, kid’s like Terrelle Pryor wouldn’t have even taken a peek at Morgantown…

    Doubtful RR’s intent is to bury WVU more so than to build up UM…

  13. 2007 December 19

    Angry Eer -

    So, after all the Saban bashing, how does it feel? Your beloved coach pulled something way worse than Saban, wouldn’t you say? To compare:

    Saban left each major job after 5 years (Mich ST and LSU) to move up, and when he found that he didn’t like The League, he waited until the end of the season before making a move (and even told the owner that he’d stay if asked). Keep in mind he had no ties to any of the organization other than as an employer (much like Beilein, who got a pass in the letter because it was understood that he “was just climbing his own personal coaching ladder.”)

    Your boy, on the other hand, held his alma mater ransom last year, holding the Bama job over WVU’s head for more money, better facilities, etc., THEN leaves before the season has even ended! So, a native son who had done much for the program leaves before one of the biggest games in the program’s history to go to Michigan, pretty much leaving his team (that he grew up with and played for) high and dry. Oh, and he also called T. Pryor before WVU even knew about his plans.

    Who’s worse?

  14. 2007 December 19

    Saban = Fail in the NFL

  15. 2007 December 19

    $$$aban is worse.
    http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/football/2007-cost-per-win.htm

  16. 2007 December 19
    artiger permalink

    @14 Pretending you didn’t read that previous post, aren’t you?

  17. 2007 December 19

    no

  18. 2007 December 19

    Hey Bammer!!

    The power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one’s mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them . . . . To tell deliberate lies while genuinely believing in them, to forget any fact that has become inconvenient, and then, when it becomes necessary again, to draw it back from oblivion for just so long as it is needed, to deny the existence of objective reality and all the while to take account of the reality which one denies — all this is indispensably necessary. Even in using the word doublethink it is necessary to exercise doublethink. For by using the word one admits that one is tampering with reality; by a fresh act of doublethink one erases this knowledge; and so on indefinitely, with the lie always one leap ahead of the truth.

    Saban lies and will leave you someday soon, keep telling yourself he will be there forever

  19. 2007 December 19
    Jokers Wild permalink

    “I can say this because WVU isn’t the stepping stone to the big time. It is the big time. It was before you, and it will be after you, despite your best efforts to sabotage our immediate future in the process.”

    WVU, big time????

    hahahahahahahahahahaha

  20. 2007 December 19
    P-Funk permalink

    @ 19. I know Joker, I can’t stop laughing either!!!

  21. 2007 December 19
    P-Funk permalink

    Okay. Sorry I just couldn’t resist. What do West Virgina & Missouri have in common…??? Give up??

    Both stadiums seat slightly over 60,000 and both choke their ever-loving asses off when it counts the most!

  22. 2007 December 19
    Jokers Wild permalink

    You can still here them choking almost 3 weeks later

  23. 2007 December 19
    artiger permalink

    Choking their chickens too, no doubt

  24. 2007 December 19
    The Mean Lil\' Black and Gold Girl permalink

    Ya’ll seriously don’t get the level of psychosis this has caused in West Virginia, and I use that word with little exaggeration. Remember when you were a small child and someone first told you Santa didn’t exist? When you first realized your parents (and you were) were going to die? When Bambi’s mom was shot by the hunter?

    Take all those feelings, and multiply them about 1000 times.

    The whole state has about 1.5 million people. They are all within 6 degrees of separation. They all know each other. I am not exaggerating. This is not Bobby Petrino running off, or Nick “Mercenary” Saban (also from WV; met his cousin at a party Saturday night in Charleston, WV) abandoning the Dolphins to get adulation and cash in Tuscaloosa.

    THIS IS PERSONAL. This is every young person who has left the state and never looked back. This is the big out of state company ripping the heart of the mountains for coal, and leaving the nearby towns blackened with dust and still filled with poverty.

    West Virginia has been America’s armpit/ coal mine since it split off during the Civil War. It has been a long national joke. Ask most people where “Deliverance” is set, and I bet they won’t answer Georgia.

    The natives have a severe inferiority complex: try calling anyone from there, even from the most privileged of families, a hillbilly, and see what reaction you get. People from Louisiana, you can call us stupid, fat, and inbred, and we’ll add corrupt and offer you beer and gumbo. West Virginia football was the state’s chance to be in the national spolight for a reason not having to do with a coal mine disaster or a senile old former Klansman Senator.

    The Mountaineers and West Virginia were one game away from the pinnacle, to be able to say “see, we’re not only as good as you, but we’re better!” And now their pride and their hopes are in shambles.

    And West Virginia’s local hero and native son did it to them.

  25. 2007 December 19

    Hey Eer –

    Thanks for not really responding to what I was asking. Who’s worse, Saban, or your beloved Ditch Rod?

    But, as to your other comments –

    Yes, Saban failed in the NFL. That’s why he came back to college. Just like Pete Carroll, Steve Spurrier, etc. Both shitty coaches as well, huh?

    As for the other comment – yes, Saban lied. Just like every other coach does when they may be leaving to take another job. However, Saban was committed to his team, as evidenced by sticking with them and trying to make the playoffs, and by not making any moves until after the season was ended. Hiezinga (I know that’s not spelled right) said that Saban handled it in the best possible way, but you never hear about that.

    He didn’t even have any ties to the team, but still stuck with it. Your boy had quite a few more ties to WF’nVU and didn’t even finish the season. So, who’s worse.

  26. 2007 December 19

    This is the letter Jude over at WMITC wrote. Cool that it made it to NY Times. Just thought I would throw that out there.

  27. 2007 December 19

    i really should link it. these guys don’t believe it

  28. 2007 December 19

    sorry I forgot to link it.

  29. 2007 December 20
    Huskers will rise again permalink

    Whiny ass WVU MoFos. Let’s see…..West Virginia or Michigan….Mmmmm……AD who appreciates me in Ann Arbor or the dickhead who fucked with me at every turn AFTER I passed on the ‘Bama job last year……Mmmmmm….My recruits (yes MY recruits….read post 12 dickhead) versus top tier D-1 competition or getting punked by weak ass Big Least conference competition (Pitt is already +3 at home in 2008)……hot Big 10 women or inbred, cornfed, gap toothed hos who make a 3 week old can of StarKist smell good.

    All that, plus a hell of a lot more money……

    If RR didn’t take the Michigan job, then he deserves to be stuck in at Backwood A&M in Morgantown, because he’s be too stupid to see the best deal he’d ever see in ages.

    Here’s to RR bringing some life into the stale Big 10 and Herbstreit being forcefed Wolverine cock in the Horseshoe in 2008.

  30. 2007 December 20
    Morgantown Ho permalink

    60,000 people in one place in Morgantown? Must be a family reunion!

  31. 2007 December 20

    28 –

    You also forgot to answer my question.

  32. 2007 December 20

    @29

    Hot Big 10 women? WTF kind of Gator Ganja have you been smoking?

  33. 2007 December 20

    saban feeling squeezed in Bama
    http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h281/NC_Tigah/Alabama/deliverance-squeal_nick.gif

    Saban not winning fast enough in Bama.
    http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/nursetpd/Alabama/bamafansvictorycigarburnssaban.jpg

    Saban not out of the question.
    http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/6407/saban4wr0.jpg

    Bama nation taking on water.
    http://img409.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tidetanicwk9.jpg

  34. 2007 December 23
    Loophole permalink

    An Open Letter To The People Of West Virginia:

    Your worth as individuals (and as a state) has no connection whatsoever to the number of wins or losses by a football team on which you do not play.

    It makes no sense (logically) to take personal pride in wins accomplished by other people. It makes even less sense to feel so personally betrayed by Rich Rodriguez. Unless you are one of his former players or his former employer, he didn’t owe YOU anything.

    You all need to work on your identity issues before you lose your minds.

  35. 2008 January 4
    Charli permalink

    Hmmm all you downing people from West Virginia? The fall when it means the most? Did any of you watch the Fiesta Bowl? Great game and both teams played well. Ummm if I am not mistaken WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAINEERS walked away with that trophy.
    For the record. I am not imbred, I am obviously not illiterate, and yes I am from the greatest State in the world! WEST VIRGINIA. Strong, Proud and WINNERS!

  36. 2008 January 5
    turbowv permalink

    Well, boys, we’ve been hearing for a while now about how bad assed all the teams in the SEC, the ACC, the Big Ten, the Big 12, etc. are and how WVU and the others in the Big East are sooooo bush league.

    All the folks from those leagues say the big “least” doesn’t deserve a BCS bid. Yet, seems lately, every time WVU, or somebody else say, Louisville wins the big East and gets a bowl game against a winner of one of those conferences, say a Georgia, (at their home stadium even,) a Georgia Tech, an Oaklahoma, the Big east kicks their arrogant, over hyped, “we’re the real big league” championship asses.

    I distinctly rcall GA fans, saying how they were going to introduce the big least to the smash mouth world of SEC football.

    We all know how well that worked out for them.

    So maybe you fine folks should take a pause from trashing WVU and the Big East and should reveal your real reason for not wanting the Big East in the BCS.—Which of course,is that if you could get the big East of of the BCS, your league champs, might actually have a chance of winning a football game in January.

  37. 2008 January 5

    correction, …if you could get the big East out of the BCS…

  38. 2008 January 5
    artiger permalink

    @36 Yeah, Pitt really scares us.

    And how many NC’s does West Vagina have?

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