Dan Shulman Gets Ready to Party
“Lesion’s you say?
“No Dick, that’s terrible! The goal is to have you back by February? That might be rushing things a bit. Maybe you should just rest up until next season.
“No! Don’t try to speak now. You need to rest your throat. I understand it causes you some pain and discomfort. I’m sure you understand that I’ve been going through pain and discomfort, too. Alright, I’ll see you later Dick. See ya in February.”
Yes walk away now Dick. Walk away.
FREE AT LAST! YES! oh I’ll finally be able to think again. And Talk.
Yes that player is a good freshman. NOT a Diaper Fucking Dandy!
Tyler Hansborough just dunked the ball in that players face. At this point I say we watch more of the basketball game instead of going into a diatribe about the Duke vs. North Carolina Rivalry.
Oh you agree, my new color commentator Fantastic. That’s the best. You just want to talk about basketball right?
That guy just got open for a shot how did that happen? Oh his teammates set a good screen and the defense couldn’t cycle over fast. Don’t you think that’s just a special kid? No! Me either.
Ohhh YES this is gonna be FUCKING Awesome!
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