The New Orleans Bowl: FAU Memphis
I was going to write all of the bowl previews until I saw this blog, Ken Dorsey’s Jock Strap. He simulated all of the bowls using EA Sports, College Football ‘08. This is some good stuff. As an example, check the Weedeater Bowl:
INDEPENDENCE BOWL
Shreveport, La., Dec. 30, 8 p.m.
Colorado (6-6) vs. Alabama (6-6)
Nick Saban is a douche bag, so who isn’t happy when the Buffaloes of Colorado stomp all over the Tide in the first half, building a solid 24-6 lead? However, God proves how much he hates America when he allows Alabama to score 16 points (a TD, safety, TD) in the final ten minutes to rally for a 30-27 victory over a stunned Colorado.
FINAL: ALABAMA OVER COLORADO 30-27
Maybe just maybe, I could have matched this guy word for word on the Bammeroids. Here is tonight’s Bowl prediction:
NEW ORLEANS BOWL
New Orleans, Dec. 21, 8 p.m.
Florida Atlantic (7-5) vs. Memphis (7-5)
For nearly fifteen minutes it looks like the Owls are ready to rumble with Memphis. They take an early 3-0 lead and the game is still tied heading into the second quarter, but then Memphis decides to show up; 419 yards and four touchdown passes later, Memphis is in control 34-10. They add two more field goals before it is all over.
FINAL: MEMPHIS OVER FLORIDA ATLANTIC, 40-10
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I am amazed nobody has commented on Ken Dorsey’s jock. That guy is good
The Independence Bowl should be called the FSU bowl. We beat both of them! Just sayin!
@2 congratulations….oh! wait a minute…..tebow just scored again. all in good fun seminoles….
Good call on the FAU game. Don’t know who Howard S. is?
FAU is for real and only going to get better!
How ’bout them Owls. Rusty Smith, 5 TD tosses and only a soph. This is only the beginning. Go Owls.
Consider this FAU is the only Florida school that won their Bowl Game.