That Ain’t Mine, Dawg

2007 December 24
by BigFootFool

Tumeka Williams has filed a paternity lawsuit alleging that Patrick Beverly is the father of her son.

Patrick Beverly is seen here hoping that he isn’t counting out child support money, but at least it would be a good use of his roll of 20’s.  I can’t believe it’s really his.  She didn’t put his name of the birth certificate and just decided last week that it was his. 

Secondly,  I went out and facebooked Tumeka Williams, and this might not be the same one, but I don’t think I would be touching that ever and Beverly has to be smart enough to wrap it before he taps anything with his pro prospects.

yeah… I wouldn’t touch that.  You at least gotta have an upper lip or something.  This chick is not what I would call fuckable.

So all of this comes down to is that you high profile student athletes have to be careful.  That girl wanted your sperm.  She just wants to have your baby so she can have your money.  In the words of Kanye West “She got one yo kids, She got you for 18 years!” 

Oh, and this is obviously a distraction to Beverley.  In a loss to Appalachian State this weekend he put up 5 points in 24 minutes.  Good job Bev.

6 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 December 24

    If this is her, she’s 27 and not attractive at all. Her myspace page is set to private and like you said, the facebook page is just as bad. But at the same time, Bev looks like he was beat with the ugly stick too. Maybe he looks this way in the pic because he had some “Gator brand” herb…

  2. 2007 December 24

    Wow, is she an Eer?

  3. 2007 December 25
    Huskers will rise again permalink

    Damn! That “chick” looks like Carl Lewis with tits. I knew Carl liked both sides of the fence, but DAMN!

    Obviously, Bev’s a boob man, which can’t be all bad. But to take career management advice from Shawn Kemp by knocking up every ho who wants to blow him is a quick way to shred your own windsock, Bev.

    Enjoy no longer making noise when you fart after the lawyers are done emptying your wallet.

  4. 2009 March 25

    That’s not fair, someone get her to post up on OhSoFuckable.com and get her real fuckable rating!

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