The Musbuger Drinking Game December 28, 2007
Posted by Jai Eugene in SEC Football.trackback
WARNING! From Fan Blogs, this is worth posting as we enter the peak bowl season.
Play at your own risk. It is conceivable your whole party will be passed out with 8 minutes remaining in the 1st quarter. [link]
*Note: Partner is spelled “Pardner,” because that’s the way Brent says it.
Rule #1: “The Pardner” A person is picked to be the Pardner at the beginning of the game. The first
time Brent says “Pardner,” the Pardner has to take 1 drink, and then picks someone else to be the Pardner. The next time Brent says it, the new Pardner has to take 2 drinks, and then pick a new Pardner, and so on and so on. The Pardner must wear a special “Pardner” hat.
Rule #2: “Folks” Everyone drinks 1 when Brent says “Folks.” However, if Brent says “Hold on Folks”, everyone must drink once but the first person to drink has to finish their drink for not holding on.
Rule #3: “It’s a foot race!”. Whenever Brent says “It’s a foot race” everyone has to finish their drink. The first one done becomes “That Man” and gets to punch the Pardner in the arm.
Rule #4: “There’s that man again”. After someone becomes “That Man,” they get to give away 3 drinks to someone of their choosing the next time Brent says “That Man.” That person then becomes “That Man.” If Brent says “That Man” before “It’s a footrace,” The Pardner becomes That Man. If The Pardner becomes That Man first, he gets to punch the new That Man in the arm twice after giving away the 3 drinks. There must also be a special hat for “That Man.”
Rule #5: “Dr. Pepper”. Every time Brent says “Dr. Pepper” everyone has to yell out “I’M A PEPPER!” and take 2 drinks. Afterwards, each person must give out a satisfied “AAAAAAAHHHHH!”, as if in a Dr. Pepper commercial. Anyone who fails to do so must drink again.
Rule #6: “Jack Arute”. Whenever Brent says “Our ol’ buddy Jack Arute” everyone has to say “AROOOOOOT!” Last one to do it has to do a shot. If everyone does it simultaneously, the Pardner must do a shot.
Rule #7: “In the college game”. Whenever Brent says this little gem, everyone must say “Shut the **** up Brent”, drink 2, and punch the Pardner in the arm.
Rule #8: Mentioning a Big 10 school during a Big 12 game. Whenever Brent does this, the first person who names the Big 10 school’s mascot gets to make somebody drink for 11 seconds, since there’s 11 schools in the Big 10.
Rule #9: Calling a touchdown before the player actually scores. For example, during an interception return, Brent says “It’s a touchdown!” before the player actually scores. In this case, everyone must start drinking and continue to drink until the player actually does score. If by some odd event, the player does NOT score, everyone must finish their drink.
Rule #10: “Gary, my man”. Whenever Brent says “Gary, my man”, the Pardner gets to choose someone to be Gary. From that point on, that person must be referred to as “Gary, my man” until the game is over. “Gary, my man” gets to give away 5 drinks the rest of the game any time Brent says “Gary, my man”. If someone talks to “Gary, my man” without calling him that, they have to do a shot. If there is someone playing the game actually named Gary, that person is automatically “Gary, my man”.
Rule #11: “The Major”. If Brent has a pet nickname for one of the players during the game, for example calling Major Applewhite “The Major”, everyone must drink 5 anytime Brent uses this nickname. However, “Gary, my man” does not drink but gets to give away 5 drinks since this person already has a nickname of their own.
Rule #12: “John Saunders”. The first time Brent quips with John Saunders, everyone must drink 1. The next time, everyone must drink 2, and so on and so on.
Rule #13: In the booth. Whenever there’s a camera shot of Brent in the booth, the Pardner must make a toast to Brent. After the toast, everyone must drink 1.
Rule #14: “My Friend” Every Pardner gets to choose a “Friend.” The friend must always get up to get the Pardner another drink (since the Pardner will be doing quite a bit of that). However, when Brent utters “My Friend” the friend gets to punch the Pardner in the arm for making him get up so much.
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classic…..i don’t think i’d make halftime to see flutie’s sunken rat eyes and dali-esque face, craig james herbie husker goofy grin, and the other drunken abstractions that one notices in such a stupor.
It could be worse. If one took a shot a few years ago when Ohio State played Notre Dame in the Fiesta Bowl and Brent came on himself 100 times every time they showed Laura Quinn, they only would have made it to the 5:42 mark of the 1st Quarter…
How did he end up doing college games? He was “Mr. NFL Today” with Jimmy the Greek and Irv Cross. Kevin Nealon on Saturday Night Live dos a pretty good impression of him.
the 94 florida-auburn game was the worse…it cemented my ’strong dislike’ for him….when frank sanders caught that 4th down leaping TD to beat my gates, i ran around my neighborhood, shadowboxing like drunk balboa, screaming like a lunatic.
he came thrice in the booth, i’m sure of it. he fogged up his glasses so bad, i thought he was going to had a stroke. his mid-90s hatred of my gates was illogical, albeit real. i seem to recall he came a couple times when notre dame beat florida in the sugar bowl in ‘93 (perhaps their last bowl win…..ar-har ahhahahha)……and don’t get me talking about the fsu-florida games he called…..they should’ve just let him throw the damn spear in the middle of the field.
like many before and after him, perhaps he had some vendetta with spurrier…who knows
#3…he was fantastic on the nfl today. that was the heyday of the nfl in my humble opinion. when bradshaw was a freaking steeler, danny white a cowboy, bartkowski a falcon…..you could relate to the teams, build a ‘relationship’ with them, in the sense that certain players were synonymous with certain franchise. you didn’t have to worry about phil simms jumping ship to play for the eagles, or franco harris joining the browns. ahhh, before the nfl became a mercenaries league without true rivalries….
but i digress….musberger $^#$^#$%# you bastard!
I wish I had posted this yesterday. I hate Brent. I hate him the most during teh ND-Failboat Fiesta Bowl.
His mancrushes on Brady and AJ Hawk were embarrasssing. I have some other Musburger posts from last year….
Mutt Brentberger was at his best last year touting the Flailing Irish for the Rose Bowl knowing that their worst nightmare was LSU in the Sugar. My favorite line from this dipshit was also a year ago when Southern Cal was pounding one of those hot PAC 10 teams toward the end of the season; ” The road to Glendale is paved with Trojans”. Yeah, he actually said it.
@3 That clown was fired by CBS and got a job at ABC. The best “Mutt” story is the drunken fist fight he had with Jimmy “The Greek” in a Manhattan bar.
By the way, assuming you are close to the LSU situation, are there any injuries that a bettor should know about? Is it anticipated that Dorsey, Flynn, Steltz and Doucet will be full speed? Thanks.
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