Today’s Bowl Games courtesy of Ken Dorsey’s Jock Strap

2007 December 28
by Jai Eugene

Here is the link to Dorsey [Jock Strap]

CHAMPS SPORTS BOWL
Orlando, Fla., Dec. 28, 5 p.m.
Boston College (10-3) vs. Michigan State (7-5)

Boston College dominates the stat sheet. They out gain the Spartans by 168 yards, holding them to 62 yards rushing. BC produces more first downs (8), more total plays (19) and controls the clock (36-24), yet the Eagles still lose 24-13. Typical. After falling behind 10-0 early, MSU slowly claws back into it and trails only 13-10 heading into the 4th. Meanwhile, the Eagles twice find themselves in the red zone, but both times they walk away with missed field goals. The Spartans finish off BC with two 4th quarter touchdown passes.
FINAL: MICHIGAN STATE OVER BOSTON COLLEGE, 24-13

TEXAS BOWL
Houston, Dec. 28, 8 p.m.
TCU (7-5) vs. Houston (8-4)

In Texas, they like things bigger. They also like things high scoring and the Horn Frogs and Cougars don’t disappoint. The two teams combine for 74 points and 942 yards in TCU’s 42-32 victory. The game isn’t as close as the margin indicates as Texas Christian storms out of the gate 21-0. They lead 35-10 after three quarters before Houston rallies to put up 22 in the 4th quarter.
FINAL: TCU DEFEATS HOUSTON, 42-32

EMERALD BOWL
San Francisco, Dec. 28, 8:30 p.m.
Maryland (6-6) vs. Oregon State (8-4)

Some believe that a 6-6 team doesn’t belong in a bowl game and you know what? Those people are correct. After keeping up with the Beavers all game, in fact, leading 25-19 after three quarters, the Terps run out of gas, as the Beavers score twice in the fourth quarter, dropping Maryland below .500 for the year.
FINAL: OREGON STATE OVER MARYLAND, 33-25

13 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 December 28

    Sadly I’ll be going to the Texas Bowl here in Houston. Plenty of tickets are still available. A DJ friend of mine gave me tickets and it better be decent with these two “juggernauts” playing…

  2. 2007 December 28

    This chick looks familiar.

  3. 2007 December 28
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Bowl Games are fun, regardless of the shit teams….Ohio State

  4. 2007 December 28
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Jai

    Please stop posting this soft porn

  5. 2007 December 28
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    I am from Bama, fuck you

  6. 2007 December 28
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    I can’t wait for the Weed Fucking Eater Bowl. Is this blog going to attack ALabama prior to this crucial bowl game???

  7. 2007 December 28

    Maybe we’ll get to see a classic like this from Nick Saban

  8. 2007 December 28
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    I want to see the tree that dared take on “coach”

  9. 2007 December 28

    @2 They don’t get them like that in Morgantown…

  10. 2007 December 28

    No they don’t. They just have those dumpster ass girls in WV.

  11. 2007 December 28

    Bastards

  12. 2007 December 28
    Jokers Wild permalink

    Is it true that families in WV share the same set of dentures?

  13. 2007 December 28

    Or is it true that Barners like to farm Chickens?

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