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Today’s Bowl Games courtesy of Ken Dorsey’s Jock Strap December 28, 2007

Posted by Jai Eugene in SEC Football.
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CHAMPS SPORTS BOWL
Orlando, Fla., Dec. 28, 5 p.m.
Boston College (10-3) vs. Michigan State (7-5)

Boston College dominates the stat sheet. They out gain the Spartans by 168 yards, holding them to 62 yards rushing. BC produces more first downs (8), more total plays (19) and controls the clock (36-24), yet the Eagles still lose 24-13. Typical. After falling behind 10-0 early, MSU slowly claws back into it and trails only 13-10 heading into the 4th. Meanwhile, the Eagles twice find themselves in the red zone, but both times they walk away with missed field goals. The Spartans finish off BC with two 4th quarter touchdown passes.
FINAL: MICHIGAN STATE OVER BOSTON COLLEGE, 24-13

TEXAS BOWL
Houston, Dec. 28, 8 p.m.
TCU (7-5) vs. Houston (8-4)

In Texas, they like things bigger. They also like things high scoring and the Horn Frogs and Cougars don’t disappoint. The two teams combine for 74 points and 942 yards in TCU’s 42-32 victory. The game isn’t as close as the margin indicates as Texas Christian storms out of the gate 21-0. They lead 35-10 after three quarters before Houston rallies to put up 22 in the 4th quarter.
FINAL: TCU DEFEATS HOUSTON, 42-32

EMERALD BOWL
San Francisco, Dec. 28, 8:30 p.m.
Maryland (6-6) vs. Oregon State (8-4)

Some believe that a 6-6 team doesn’t belong in a bowl game and you know what? Those people are correct. After keeping up with the Beavers all game, in fact, leading 25-19 after three quarters, the Terps run out of gas, as the Beavers score twice in the fourth quarter, dropping Maryland below .500 for the year.
FINAL: OREGON STATE OVER MARYLAND, 33-25

Comments»

1. Joel - December 28, 2007

Sadly I’ll be going to the Texas Bowl here in Houston. Plenty of tickets are still available. A DJ friend of mine gave me tickets and it better be decent with these two “juggernauts” playing…

2. Taco Bell Soft Tacos - December 28, 2007

This chick looks familiar.

3. Ears Whitworth - December 28, 2007

Bowl Games are fun, regardless of the shit teams….Ohio State

4. Ears Whitworth - December 28, 2007

Jai

Please stop posting this soft porn

5. Ears Whitworth - December 28, 2007

I am from Bama, fuck you

6. Ears Whitworth - December 28, 2007

I can’t wait for the Weed Fucking Eater Bowl. Is this blog going to attack ALabama prior to this crucial bowl game???

7. Taco Bell Soft Tacos - December 28, 2007

Maybe we’ll get to see a classic like this from Nick Saban

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZFRFklG98o

8. Ears Whitworth - December 28, 2007

I want to see the tree that dared take on “coach”

9. Joel - December 28, 2007

@2 They don’t get them like that in Morgantown…

10. Taco Bell Soft Tacos - December 28, 2007

No they don’t. They just have those dumpster ass girls in WV.

11. AngryEer - December 28, 2007

Bastards

12. Jokers Wild - December 28, 2007

Is it true that families in WV share the same set of dentures?

13. AngryEer - December 28, 2007

Or is it true that Barners like to farm Chickens?