Hawaii Shocks the World

2008 January 2
by Jai Eugene

Haka, my ass….I added some arrows for the more humorously stupid.

Hawaii looked a bit slow and a bit outmanned. Well, I mean, they did beat Hal Mumme and NMSU, so it makes perfect sense that they would beat a team with talent. Oops, no it doesn’t. Hawaii was in a game they didn’t deserve to be in, and it showed. I actually feared for the “Warriors” physical well being.

Now I see why so many teams don’t want to play Hawaii….they are scared.

From an email and I am not responsible for the spelling:

This is from a Hawaii writer, about their bowl game against UGA.

Quote:
When the Warriors rumble out onto the Sugar Bowl turf on New Years Evening, America will witness in them everything we hope to become as a nation someday. For in the warrior nation… America will see a coalition of race, creed, and culture so diverse yet so dynamic and wound together so tightly that together they have forged a brotherhood so powerful that they’ve vanquished every opponent put in their path. The Warriors represent what our nation can become if we ever put race, prejudice and hatred behind us and work as one toward a common goal.

The Warriors as a team have embued their spirit into their fans and into their State. When America looks into the Hawaii stands at the Sugar Bowl, they’ll see the same rainbow coalition of faces joined in spirit behind their team. Every race living and working together in the spirit of Aloha forging a powerful force and a mana so strong that very few can overcome it.

In contrast, across the field we’ll see the past… a part of our nation we’d like to forget. In the stands a sea of white faces many of them decended from former slave owners cheering on a team where 90 percent of the starters are decended from former slaves. These African American players from Georgia will witness the spirit and power of the warrior nation and when it’s over win or lose they’ll wish they were a part of the Warrior nation, instead of being the white man’s mercenary at the University of Georga.

Fuck them. Glad they got their asses beat in public….

23 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 January 2

    Oh my God . . . please tell me that e-mail from the “Hawaii writer” is just a joke. Otherwise the fact that anyone could write something so ridiculous would make me fear for the future of the human race.

  2. 2008 January 2

    I have no idea whether it is real or not. It looks like something I would make up. The sender did not provide a link

  3. 2008 January 2
    artiger permalink

    Thank you, UGA, for showing Hawaii the door, through which it never should have entered in the first place. Thank God they’re leaving NOLA and the BCS with a shoe up their ass. And don’t come back.

  4. 2008 January 2
    zigzag permalink

    Yeah, I guess the face of Hawaii football was that # 29, Jones or Walimahia, whatever. He apparently chewed too much Betel nut before the game, had two flagrant fouls in the first quarter, almost decapitated the Georgia kick returner, ran around like a wild man on the sideline, was not seen again after the half apparently having left the building in handcuffs or a straight jacket. Recruiting “the face of Hawaii football” is simple for June Jones, he just visits jails to get that bunch of hooligans.

  5. 2008 January 2
    tidefanintn permalink

    I hope that email is real, because I enjoyed it thoroughly. I bet Hawaii lost because they had prepared for over a month to play in the middle of a cotton patch. How confusing it must have been for them being taken to the team hotel by an actual bus just like the kind you would see in ultra-progressive Honolulu.

  6. 2008 January 2
    zigzag permalink

    Instead of the Warriors, Hawaii should be the Outlaws and should have gone to the Confinement Bowl. That simpleton that emailed is one of those west coast twits that migrated from Santa Barbara to Honolulu because there were not enough faggots there for him to hit on.

  7. 2008 January 2

    UGA, on behalf of everyone in the SEC, thank you.

    I will never again mention that Sugar Bowl meltdown against WVU. My God, what an ass-beating. And going for it on 4th and Goal from the 5 yard line… fuck yes. Richt reminds me of myself playing PAC-10 and Big 10 friends at NCAA 08.

    A 1-2 SEC finish a top the polls, maybe???

  8. 2008 January 2
    tidefanintn permalink

    Guarantee USC finishes ahead of UGA. Shouldn’t, but there’s just too much media desire to have USC do well, and too much opportunity to have a slight validation for all the pre-season nonsense about this being the greatest team in the history of college football.

  9. 2008 January 2
    zigzag permalink

    Yeah, Georgia would kick USC’s ass. That dipshit announcer, Thom(why can’t it just be plain ol Tom) Brenneman belly ached about the Dogs going for it on 4th and goal at the 5, what did he want them to do? Take a knee? Kick a field goal? Give a pineapple a blow job?

  10. 2008 January 2

    Those two fucks were verbally fellating Hawaii all night, it made me sick.

    Hawaii: if you want to play against top tier schools (that’s SEC teams for you dense mother fuckers) be prepared for an ass beating. No commercials, no mercy.

    The SEC is clearly superior.

  11. 2008 January 2

    colt brennan and the receivers are all Hawaii have. they are just as good as any combination in the nation IMO. the other parts of the team don’t belong in the same breath as top 25 teams.

  12. 2008 January 2

    Hawaii has to go to The Swamp and open the season at Florida next year. Ouch…

  13. 2008 January 2

    Maybe they can do the Haka at midfield

  14. 2008 January 2

    A Colt Brennan-less Hawaii against a pissed off and healthy Teabag, damn! The Sugar Bowl may look like a nail biter in retrospect.

  15. 2008 January 2

    Maybe Florida can do a Haka of their on. Imagine the Gators coming out in florescent tanks and jorts doing the Gator Chomp while on one knee…

  16. 2008 January 2

    Maybe Florida can do a Haka of their own. Imagine the Gators coming out in florescent tanks and jorts doing the Gator Chomp while on one knee…

  17. 2008 January 2

    Do people in Hawaii trust Jesus? This could be a great time for the Tebow of Nazarene to heal the sick

  18. 2008 January 3
    DowntownDawg permalink

    It was rape.. Nothing short of it..

    I’m glad it was like that. Infact, I love the fact we had 3rd and 4th stringers out there, and Hawaii, still struggled to get ANYTHING done..

    Brennan is a retard. I bet he wishes he didn’t run his mouth so bad before the game, because his ass hurt so bad to even sit still on the bench.. Who the fuck would want to continue to get the crap knocked out of themselves like that? June Jones did him a favor, 3 1/2 quarters of the same repetition has to make you sore.

    And, did they even prepare for the run? Moreno saw the endzone twice by the time he saw the ball 5 times..

    How ’bout them Dawgs.

  19. 2008 January 3
    artiger permalink

    Yeah, college football owes the Dawgs one. Hopefully, the BCS idiots will think twice about throwing a pretender into the mix in the future. Nah, they’ll probably do it again and again.

  20. 2008 January 3
    zigzag permalink

    @20 And Moreno was running on a busted ankle. Ol Colt was toast when Howard gave him that kiss on the goal line.

  21. 2008 January 5
    DowntownDawg permalink

    I’d hope to see a top 5 finish from UGA this year..

    It should lead to a great start of the season, and with a tough schedule, they stand a chance..

    Hawaii= fat ass, bcs interlopers.

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