Here it comes Sooners

2008 January 2
by AngryEer

Get ready for some of this shit…Country Roads Motherfuckers

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  1. 2008 January 2

    Classy performance during the coin toss Sooners. What is up with the snow flakes on the blog?

  2. 2008 January 2

    3-3-5 is a wall

  3. 2008 January 2

    The 3-3-5 is imprenetrable, just like Iraqi air defense

  4. 2008 January 2

    Suck it sooners

    a fucking wall

  5. 2008 January 2

    Pat White is a bull. His arm is too damn strong. The WRs are too slow

  6. 2008 January 2
    nica gator permalink

    who’s your coach again?

  7. 2008 January 2

    Listen to the announcers. Making excuses for OU already.

    Fuck you Gator. I read what your coach said about his players. What a fucktard Meyer is…

  8. 2008 January 2

    Bob Poops…Deer in headlights….like Urban

  9. 2008 January 2

    Pat White should have won the Heisman

  10. 2008 January 2

    John Holmes plays for WVU

  11. 2008 January 2

    Owen f’n schmitt

    country fucking roads

    Stick a fork in Boob Poops, he is done

  12. 2008 January 2
    turd fergeson permalink

    AngryEer-
    What’s up with Slaton wimping out in huge games?

  13. 2008 January 2

    like a runaway beer truck

    hell yes

  14. 2008 January 2

    Slaton is saving his strength for the 4th quarter

  15. 2008 January 2
    turd fergeson permalink

    At this rate, you might not need him in the 4th . . . .

  16. 2008 January 2

    Yes, not to brag, but I said this was going to happen

  17. 2008 January 2

    @16

    You say a lot of things will happen. You’re just lucky there is such a thing as the law of averages.

  18. 2008 January 2

    Did I mention ritzy Shreveport?

  19. 2008 January 2

    Honestly, I think my Eers would beat LSU

  20. 2008 January 2
    turd fergeson permalink

    @17

    Speaking of the law of averages — with the bowl win, Saban only cost an average of 500k per win. Congrats on the weedeater bowl, btw.

  21. 2008 January 2
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    Eer,

    As much as I hate you, I am really impressed with the heart of these hillbillies. They are playing balls-out football. Go Eers (just for tonight)!

    Country Fucking Roads!!!

  22. 2008 January 2

    @20

    I know. I’m glad we could Decuple Hawaii’s recruiting budget.

  23. 2008 January 2

    @21

    I hate you more because I am from West Virginia. We know how to fucking hate.

  24. 2008 January 2

    Fucking hawaii can’t hang with the Big Boys, like my Eers or any other BE school

    Take me fucking home

  25. 2008 January 2
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    Eer, the couches will be aburnin’ tonight. I just hope that fatass fullback proposes to his mountain mama on the sideline tonight.

  26. 2008 January 2

    Bill Stewart for Heisman?

  27. 2008 January 2

    oh shit, the sooners have the refs on their side now

  28. 2008 January 2

    The Sooners look slow. I guess I am used to the speed of the Big East

  29. 2008 January 2

    Big East Speed….Hot, nasty, badass speed.

  30. 2008 January 2

    Bob Poops is just dumb….just fucking dumb.

    I can’ t take this shit. my heart is going to explode/

    I am going to shed some clothes and play tag with my eer honey

    with the game on in the backround

  31. 2008 January 2
    artiger permalink

    Playing “tag”…with your right hand, or your left one?

  32. 2008 January 2

    Either I am impressed with the Mountaineer offense or dumfounded by the Sooner defense…

    Artiger, you just know that he’s got “Country Roads” on while “tagging”…

  33. 2008 January 2
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    Eer, who is the interim coach? He’s done one hell of a job tonight.

  34. 2008 January 2
    artiger permalink

    @32 An awful audio/visual image…

  35. 2008 January 2

    lucky for him, his thick ankled ‘eer honey’ can’t read, so he’s safe with us…

  36. 2008 January 2

    I’ll be damned. West Virginia might just become this year’s Boise St…

    Still plenty of time left…

  37. 2008 January 2

    I don’t care if she can read or not. All he has to do is put some Kibbles n’ Bits in her dish, scratch her belly, and enjoy the rest of the game…

  38. 2008 January 2

    well….i’ll hand it to you eer….your boys look pretty impressive tonight…kudos

  39. 2008 January 2
    artiger permalink

    @38 Don’t worry, we’ll all be reading about it tomorrow.

  40. 2008 January 2
    nica gator permalink

    i still want to know who their damn coach is? is it that porky pig bowden lookalike, or not?!

  41. 2008 January 2

    Just tomorrow??? Him and Mountaineer fans will be riding this one for the next 20 years, right up there with the Sugar Bowl win and Major F’n Harris.

    Oklahoma football is a poor man’s Ohio State…

  42. 2008 January 2
    nica gator permalink

    this is one of the worst displays of defense i’ve ever seen

  43. 2008 January 2
    Brian permalink

    If WVU manages to maintain this lead the mood swing from the Pit loss to the RR exit to this bowl win just improves this season exponentionally.

    However, if WVU manages to tank this game the Eeyore explosion will register in Japan. I just don’t see it happnening. Usual OU bowl showing. Devine and the Eers are going to one play score OU into the ground.

    Keep talking your shit Eeyore! Enjoy the win!

  44. 2008 January 2

    Game Over. I guess AngryEer is getting the gasoline out to light the couch…Hope he remembers to jump off…

  45. 2008 January 2

    ‘Eer, you posted on here a couple of weeks ago that you bought tickets to the game? Fraud.

  46. 2008 January 2

    Damn Noel Devine is fuckin’ FAST!

  47. 2008 January 2

    Oh, and nice TD on that reverse/pitch play that went for a TD. Stolen straight from the Gator playbook.

  48. 2008 January 2

    Maybe Rodriguez was holding the team back. Devine should have been starting instead of Sugarfoot Slaton…

  49. 2008 January 2

    LL, and to think that Chris Rainey is faster than Noel Devine…

  50. 2008 January 3
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    Sweet Baby Jebus!!!

    OU=Lumbering Fucktards

    WVU=Lucky Bastards

    The OU defense looks worse than Florida’s!!

    Damn I wish we played WVU instead of Hawaii, would have been a much better game.

    ‘Eer, I know what’s coming for the next 9 months and I’m not looking forward to it. This isn’t the first time OU shit the bed in a bowl game so don’t get too excited. OU was penalized for over 200 yds!!!

    ….Somewhere Colt Brennan is still looking in the dirt for his dick

  51. 2008 January 3
    artiger permalink

    Why didn’t Slaton come back in the game? Was the sideline Tampax machine broken?

  52. 2008 January 3
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    Broken Vagina?

  53. 2008 January 3

    Good point, Joel!

  54. 2008 January 3

    ‘Eer, who’s the Dude that gave Schmitt that herpes-lip?

  55. 2008 January 3
    BigFootFool permalink

    holy shit I don’t think I could stand the smell in morgantown what with all the burning couches and rednecks. Hot damn…. WVU blew apart my bowl picking chances

  56. 2008 January 3

    I am happy for that WVU Interim Coach, though.

  57. 2008 January 3

    Pat White cooks Slaton breakfast every day? Wow. That is homo-riffic!

  58. 2008 January 3
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    The toxic polyester and faux leather cloud of smoke over Morgantown will register with the EPA tomorrow morning.

    Call the Governor and get it declared as a natural disaster area and get some o’that gummint munny!! Country Roads Motherfuckers!!! We don’t gotta work the mine in the mornin!!!

  59. 2008 January 3
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    Memo to Jimmy & Barry:

    Wipe the WVU cum off your chins!

  60. 2008 January 3
    zigzag permalink

    I love “Howdy Doody” Bill Stewart. You could see that guy took a goofy pill before the game and had all of those guys higher than kites. It would take a bunch of idiots not to keep him as head coach. He may know nothing about football but he is a player motivating genius. Go “Howdy Doody”. Those Oklahoma shit kickers got Stooped. Is Pat White really from Daphne, Alabama?

  61. 2008 January 3

    So I was flying to Phoenix when most of the game was going on and landed around midnight AZ time…

    The looks on the OU fans faces in the airport were priceless. They had like their girlfriend had just told them she was pregnant, after she had been telling them she was on the pill for the past 4 months.

  62. 2008 January 3

    Pat White has a laser arm. Better than Tebow of the Nazareth’s.

    LL: I had to sell my tickets.

  63. 2008 January 3

    AngryEer I love you!

  64. 2008 January 3

    Owen Schmitt = WV newest adopted son!

  65. 2008 January 3
    P-Funk permalink

    Well, I said it! If WVU beat OU, I would gladly eat crow. WVU looked amazing! I can’t for the life of me understand why OU played WVU straight up. Why not load the box and make White pass? Too late now, Conrgtulations to West Va. What’s the deal with Slaton though? I seriously doubt Slaton will be starting next year after this display of lack of toughness.

    Go Gators!!!

  66. 2008 January 3

    I am sure that Bob Poops has had enough of Pat White’s laser arm

  67. 2008 January 3

    Wow Trinity, you are a hot mountain momma

    Country Roads

  68. 2008 January 3
    zigzag permalink

    @65 Slaton got a hamstring in the first five minutes. Load the box and make White pass? They did it a couple of times and all he did was run through and around their slow asses for first downs. Speed, speed and more speed. Even that 6-3 250 pound fullback (Schmitt) outran everybody on that 57 yard touchdown. Also, he is one blocking son of a bitch although his haircut really sucks.

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