Saban forces career change on Auburn Coach
Some are having a hard time comprehending the Will Muschamp to Texas move. It’s real simple. He has seen the future and realizes that resistance against the Saban Nation is futile.
Bama Nation, “You rule”! Your amazing victory over Colorado in beautiful Shreveport is an indication that you are well on your way back to becoming the pinnacle of NCAA football! Muschamp insists that the dazzling and dominating perfomance by the Bama squad in the uber sexy Weedeater Bowl had nothing to do with his decision to leave Auburn. Whatever Will. Why else would Tennessee OC David Cutcliffe go to Duke? My beloved Vols lost half of their staff and Erik Ainge because of the resurgent Crimson Tide.
Will finally came to terms with the fact that Saban is the biggest threat in the SEC. No other coach has the ability to create such a dynamic offense, not even Herban Meyer with his Spread “With only One” Option Offense is this innovative. All you Turd Knockers in East Alabama better realize that Bama is back!!!
Simply it is time to move on to a conference where the Ws will be easier…in the Big 12.
Bevo fans, just get ready for Muschamp to bring the “motherfucking” BOOM to your defense. Cover up the kids impressionable ears on Saturdays because there are some serious F-Bombs coming to Austin. Bob Stoops can watch him mouth f–k at the Red River Shootout ! ! Everytime the camera turns on Will he is going to mouth that special word– over and over again. Get ready for inspirational tirades like this:
“You F’N defensive F’S, you can go F your F’N selves. You think I am going to F’N let you F up my F’N football team!?!”
“I don’t F’N care if that F’N official says F to you, you had better knock the F’N guys F’N head off!”
Texas fans, you are getting a fiery coach that can will his team to a victory over a highly touted and overrated Big 12 ball clubs.
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I think that’s your subconscious speaking, dressed up with a little sarcasm. Good luck with all of that.
Get ready for Orgeron at D-Coordinator Auburn fans
i agree, I hope that was sarcasm…If not your inner douche just came out.
sarcasm on LSW…no freaking way…srsly?
LWS
We would have crushed the Bammars.
Of course, they couldn’t get to a good enough bowl to match up with us.
7-6. Ritzy Shreveport.
Sarcasm? Where?
Sarcasm? Nooooo. Never.
i thought this was funny
I’ve been stuck in a hole all day, is anyone else reporting this besides The Bammerham News?
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3180527
Congrats to Jai for actually acknowledging that there is a Tennessee football program, although it was only briefly mentioned in another article about Bama.
Jai, who do you go for again?
@10 Dallas Morning News had this:
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/stories/010408dnspoutlede.21149ac.html
Why does Muschamp want to make a lateral move?
thx for the link.
Chizik made the same move, so who knows…
I don’t understand the move, either. Auburn will be fine, though.
Auburn owns Florida. SOon, my Eers will own Auburn and consequently we will own Florida
@12 @14 $$$$$ There’s more to it than a raise from 300 to 400. Probably another anonymous 100 or so in one form or another. Or maybe he is just pissed off at Tuberville which would be easy
Or is Muschamp positioning himself to be the heir to Mack Brown?
I think he is just fucking scared
muschamp=georgia grad…..perhaps he just wants to cleanse himself of the e.alabama stench
Muschamp=Auburn grad, E Alabama didn’t bother him then.
muschamp was a db for the dawgs in the mid-90s…yeah, he went to auburn as a grad assistant, but he strapped it on for the dawgs…..
i don’t think anyone in their right mind would pass up the opportunity to tutor under porky pig bowden, even if you have to wallow in e.alabama.
graduate of both schools, either way.
all doesn’t matter really. He’s a hell of a coach and I wish the best for him.
he’s a helluva coach, you’re right…..he was one shitty db though…just saying.