The basics of Failboat hate

2008 January 7
by Jai Eugene

“In all likelihood we will be the underdogs,” offensive tackle Kirk Barton said, “because we know that pretty much everyone on Earth hates us. So that’s cool, and we’re going to be playing in Louisiana and against LSU and against the SEC nation. … That’s fine with us; we’ve played in hostile games before. It will be a lot of fun.” [Columbus Daily]

So exactly when did the Buckeyes become the Patriots? Maybe more like the Buffalo Bills or the Atlanta Braves?  Hey Cupcake Barton?  Glendale was really cool last year.  I hope that you guys don’t get Hawaii’d in this game too.

I don’t hate you as a person. I just think your awful little team is vastly overrated. Big difference there, Cupcake. We love how you screw up. I’m kind of excited how you’ll top last year’s trainwreck. Remember the excessive end zone celebration injuring your star player on the 1st play of the game? That’s gonna be tough to beat.

Cupcake, I hate OSU because they benefit from a weak schedule and act shit-hot for beating one “good” team every year.

The hate is not you or your players Cupcake, it’s your idiot fans. There seems to be a higher ratio of bad apples. Read these observations from the Texas – Faiboat game:

….They bring back tales of jort-sporting jackanapes, parking lots full of angry white trash hooping it up like it was Talladega (and Texas is Jeff Gordon), beer and bottles thrown at kids, families, old people. As a friend described it,”Imagine every guy who has ever keyed someone’s car standing around outside of a stadium.” Young guys getting in the faces of women; grandpas getting a face full of beer and an earful of invectives. This clearly violates the Iron Law of Fandom: “Thou shall not antagonize women, children, old people, families.” Other young males are fair game. This is known in every place on the planet but Columbus, Ohio. This has nothing to do with passion or commitment. It has to do with a school culture where it’s a socially accepted norm to be a complete douche. Pointing this out to Ohio State fans engenders only defensiveness, not introspection. [link]

Worse than Florida fans? I say yes. I think we have found something that The Failboats are finally better at than Florida.

Cupcake, I hate your #1 ranking built on the roadkill of :

Youngstown State
Akron
Washington
Northwestern
Minnesota
Purdue
Kent State

The legions of Bucknut fans that hang out here waiting to try to spell the name of their state probably won’t care for for this assessment, but for “pretty much everyone on Earth” who hates O$, “high 5s all around”.

346 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 January 7

    Believe it…
    bugeye fans are major assholes…
    I’ve seen all of that crap..
    They can fuck-off..
    -twang

  2. 2008 January 7

    Herbie and Corso are nutting on themselves with the pro-Failboat propaganda.

  3. 2008 January 7
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    That is very important, as they both use Valtrex on a regular basis

  4. 2008 January 7
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Tressell is a robot. Like Herban Meyer, cold and lifeless

  5. 2008 January 7

    Anyone down to live-blog this bitch?

  6. 2008 January 7

    Look at all those Tosu highights vs. Kent State and Akron, WTF ESPN?

  7. 2008 January 7
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    are you live blogging this??

  8. 2008 January 7

    why not? I want to document the fail

  9. 2008 January 7
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    What if they don’t fail?

  10. 2008 January 7

    then I want to document Les Miles’ fucktardness. That will be the only reason why LSU doesn’t win

  11. 2008 January 7
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    SOunds like COrso is sucking tOSU cock and Herbie is on the verge of tears…..

  12. 2008 January 7
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Classic. ESPN loads up on Buckeyes

  13. 2008 January 7

    God damn it Todd! How many SEC games did you watch this year? And you still pick OSU?

    I totally didn’t see that pick from Herbie coming, did anyone else?

    And the perennial wrong-pick man chooses OSU. I’m fucking confident about it now.

    The SEC is clearly superior.

  14. 2008 January 7
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Herbie must pick against osu. His earlier manifesto supports his unwavering loyalty to the big 10

  15. 2008 January 7
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    nice star spangled banner

  16. 2008 January 7

    LSU is going to make Herbie cry like Tebow after this beatdown.

  17. 2008 January 7

    ditto @16

  18. 2008 January 7
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Herban is on. How fucking sweet. Probably stealing recruits

  19. 2008 January 7

    These two SEC-hating dickbags doing the play by play. That is just going to make this victory so much sweeter.

  20. 2008 January 7

    Charles Davis is a former Vols DB

  21. 2008 January 7

    Why did he join in on the UGA bashing during the Sugar Bowl?

  22. 2008 January 7

    Why wouldn’t he? WHen he played was during the Goff/Donnan era. Stomping on the T

  23. 2008 January 7

    that interlocked arms shit is as geigh as it gets

  24. 2008 January 7

    Les mIles will fuck this up

  25. 2008 January 7

    My bad, slightly before my time

  26. 2008 January 7

    his assistants had a month to prep for this. Miles can’t fuck it up.

  27. 2008 January 7

    oh goodness

  28. 2008 January 7

    Injury on the celebration?

  29. 2008 January 7

    better hope so…..

  30. 2008 January 7

    those are some hideous osu chicks

  31. 2008 January 7

    hell of an offensive series for LSU

  32. 2008 January 7

    Christ! Please tell me that was zone coverage

  33. 2008 January 7

    Pellini was dreaming of Nebraska for the last 4 weeks

  34. 2008 January 7

    Tosu’s band is dressed like Hitler Youth.

    Hester is a beast

  35. 2008 January 7

    what the hell is up with all of the stickers on the failboat’ helmets?

  36. 2008 January 7

    Flynn sucks

  37. 2008 January 7

    WTF was that?

  38. 2008 January 7

    I just got home from the office…WTF???

  39. 2008 January 7

    Same thing as last year. no injury during celebration. LSU is forgetting their formations

    http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/3426/thumbsphpimg11996659951tt1.jpg

  40. 2008 January 7

    1 good cut back by Beanie Wells + 1 breakdown in zone coverage = 10 pts for the failboats

  41. 2008 January 7

    motherfucking dreadlocks

  42. 2008 January 7

    Chris Leak MVP. LMAO!

  43. 2008 January 7

    double teaming Doucet. I fucking called that shit

  44. 2008 January 7

    Drink 1 every time you hear “Sweater Vest”

  45. 2008 January 7

    Drink one for every shitty Fox reality show commercial

  46. 2008 January 7

    Please tell me that it’s nerves or that Tressel is coaching his ass off…

  47. 2008 January 7

    Hester is a fucking bulldozer

  48. 2008 January 7

    Stupidest pitch I have ever seen.

  49. 2008 January 7

    Drink 1 each time Michigan is mentioned

  50. 2008 January 7

    #33 is a dick

  51. 2008 January 7

    Its the Byrd Man

  52. 2008 January 7

    Tied up bitches!

    Skank ass looking LSU band chicks

  53. 2008 January 7

    FAIL

  54. 2008 January 7

    Tressel better pop in that Tosu-bashing DVD again to pump up his troops.

  55. 2008 January 7

    My son will never play for a big 10 team

  56. 2008 January 7

    Chris Wells=Eddie George Lite…

  57. 2008 January 7

    @55 was that them watching the DVD , playing truth and dare in that commericial?

  58. 2008 January 7

    Is Maurice Clarett watching this game from Cell Block B?

  59. 2008 January 7

    Eddie George = part of the 0-8

  60. 2008 January 7

    @58, probably

    Hella good call, dude didn’t have it.

  61. 2008 January 7

    Steltz needs to liberally apply some vagisel to that wrist

  62. 2008 January 7

    And the boats are sinking

  63. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    OSU’s right tackle has been holding all night. They better startt calling it.

  64. 2008 January 7

    im·plode (ĭm-plōd’) pronunciation

    v., -plod·ed, -plod·ing, -plodes.

    v.intr.

    To collapse inward violently.
    v.tr.

    1. To cause to collapse inward violently.

  65. 2008 January 7

    #33 is lost as an easter egg

  66. 2008 January 7

    Drink 1 for SEC Speed

  67. 2008 January 7

    Laryngitis is over rated.

    SEC speed, cheers!

  68. 2008 January 7

    Holliday reminds me of a faster Dave Meggett…

  69. 2008 January 7

    the failboat kicker earned yet another helmet sticker

  70. 2008 January 7

    Why are they running Flynn on that shit?

  71. 2008 January 7

    thats 6

  72. 2008 January 7

    megget is before tbst time

    failboat FAIL!!!

  73. 2008 January 7

    the crowd shots of failboat fans will be priceless

  74. 2008 January 7

    The Failboat DB that got beat just received another sticker

  75. 2008 January 7

    helmet stickers are for fails?

  76. 2008 January 7

    I know about Meggett. Like half of Towson’s athletic facilities are named after him.

  77. 2008 January 7

    The Bud Light commercial: The red & black team, is that the Fightin’ Nutria???

  78. 2008 January 7

    are they lil pics of sweater vests?

  79. 2008 January 7

    Not seeing the whole matt damon thing

  80. 2008 January 7

    i am numb to commercials.

  81. 2008 January 7

    dropped pass= buckeye sticker

  82. 2008 January 7

    God damn what a hit! God damn what a pick!

  83. 2008 January 7

    lsu 93 is a nasty dude. he is going to stumpbreak.

    tOSU just got a helmet sticker

  84. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    I think beckwith might be dead

  85. 2008 January 7

    maybe Hester will do a Gator Chomp

  86. 2008 January 7

    INT=5 helmet stickers.

  87. 2008 January 7

    steltz needs monistat

  88. 2008 January 7

    Show those padded Tosu stats vs. Akron, Youngstown St, and Kent State.

    This is the fucking SEC

  89. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    @86
    I do not think Hester can spell gator chomp

  90. 2008 January 7

    #1 Defense motherfuckers

  91. 2008 January 7

    It’s amazing that Pedro Serrano is doing Allstate commercials…

  92. 2008 January 7

    24 unanswered.

    Suck it Fuckeyes.

  93. 2008 January 7

    I sense that the failboats are broken

  94. 2008 January 7

    Was teh blue team the fighting nutria?

  95. 2008 January 7

    @92,
    Pedro was President for a while until the terrorists or Russians or Chinese killed him.

  96. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    How many OSU messageboards an hour ago had posts saying “SEC speed lolz wtf omg pwnd!!1!1!”? My guess-all of them.

  97. 2008 January 7

    Wells looks very explosive now

  98. 2008 January 7

    pwn indeed

  99. 2008 January 7

    LSU just had to stop drinking their NOLA Hand Grenades.

    Speed kills

  100. 2008 January 7

    hartline is the only failboat wr?

  101. 2008 January 7

    i say that lsu 93 is going to stumpbreak the fail #74

  102. 2008 January 7

    completion short of the chains.

    failboat pride sticker

  103. 2008 January 7

    “Thus”

  104. 2008 January 7

    those magnificent Failboats

  105. 2008 January 7

    LMAO @ stump break definition on Urban Dictionary

  106. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    @103
    Jai,
    Could you please make a failboat pride sticker? My neighbor went to OSU and he is a prick. I would like to give him a belated Christmas present.

  107. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    Jimmy Carvile says “Cajun style”

  108. 2008 January 7

    These SEC: A Story of Character PSAs are so classy.

  109. 2008 January 7

    what the fuck woulda failboat sticker look like? I realy like the failboat on this post

  110. 2008 January 7

    OK, since I got in at the end of the 1st Quarter, who gets the ball first after halftime???

  111. 2008 January 7

    hope they spell “o shit “w/ the band

  112. 2008 January 7

    Is the Buckeye band goose stepping???

  113. 2008 January 7

    @111
    corndogs do.

    And its the Hitler Youth Marching Band from Ohio

  114. 2008 January 7

    They were just in an anchor for the Failboat!

  115. 2008 January 7

    geigh ass big 10 ad

  116. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    @110
    Just have a scarlet and gray ship captained by a dork in a sweater vest sinking under the headline “OSU-dotting the “i” in failure”

  117. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    Who wants to watch a bunch of homos kick field goals? Have some dude throw a football through a hole for a million dollars.

  118. 2008 January 7

    Tressell and the Fails are playing truth and dare

  119. 2008 January 7

    nice spiked hair from the failboat kicker.

  120. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    I want to start a band called Tressell and the Fails.

  121. 2008 January 7

    tOSU in the SEC = Weedeater Bowl

  122. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    I think OSU won the halftime show at least.

  123. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    They could have played UF in the weedeater bowl and beat us.

  124. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    Jesus. watching this makes me wish every SEC school put a brick shitting Big 10 school on their schedule every year.. It would be like watching UGA/Hawaii in every game.

    BTW, the announcers for Fox, suck floppy donkey cock.. They sound like Herbie and his vocal ball tonguing of Big 10, and OSU..

    I’d never spell like those cajun queers, but they are my team tonight, SEC baby…

  125. 2008 January 7

    Look at all these fails

  126. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    If I can’t start a band called Tressel and the Fails, we are going to be known as floppy donkey cock.

  127. 2008 January 7

    See? Herbie was fucking emotionally distraught during his commentary.

    He was need of spome super max winged pads

  128. 2008 January 7

    fuck me running, Beauiyckman got laid out on that pick.

  129. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    I liked how they mentioned a kid on the OSU is in his 4th championship game.. 2 JCs and 2 BCS..

    He’s 0-3 they said, hopefully trying to win one..

    Makes me wonder what kinda question they ask when recruiting..

    “Do you have a winning playoff/championship record?”

    “No wins? Well, how about a full ride, you seem like our man. We’ll mold you into something laughable.”

  130. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    Look, its God

  131. 2008 January 7

    Herban’s mole is mesmerizing

  132. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    Meyer is holding that mic like he holds Tebows dugan… Only he’s not talking into as close as he does with “The Bow”.

  133. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    Jamarcus Russell stole that sweater from Heathcliff Huxtable.

  134. 2008 January 7

    Is Jamarcus wearing his Bama bling?

    Take a drink SEC Speed

  135. 2008 January 7

    June Jones said, “Fuck it. I want to go to a school where I have no chance of getting my ass beat by an SEC school with a national audience watching ever again!”

  136. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    Who’s that African with the elephant on his neck?

    And whats with these two fags wanting eddie george to smile.

    Who gives a fuck.. I want to watch the sweater vest be shredded.

  137. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    SMU would be the best place for him then..

  138. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    You know kids… there’s a fine line lesson in life in watching the Failboaters….

    You never fucking win in life, when you wear a sweater vest..

  139. 2008 January 7

    i got a picture of Russell wearing bama bling on this fucking blog

  140. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    This halftime show needs more Shaq.

  141. 2008 January 7

    that kids should wear socks

  142. 2008 January 7

    Russell= Bama Boi

  143. 2008 January 7

    What will be on next year’s DVD?

  144. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    OSU has towels-look out

  145. 2008 January 7

    @144
    It will be a 20 minute DVD next season

  146. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    They don’t wear socks in LSU..

    Kmart feet are fashionable.. Much like that hideous shit Russell was wearing.

  147. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    They won’t have a DVD next year.. They will save up for the 0-10 against the SEC, since it’s such a milestone.

  148. 2008 January 7

    oh shit, LSU/UT highlights

  149. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    Close your eyes Jai!

  150. 2008 January 7

    troy smith or whoever the fuck that was, didn’t seem to have a good sense of humor. Give him a helmet sticker

  151. 2008 January 7

    Hester, getst the 1st down

  152. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    Is it just me or does Miles look perpetually constipated?

  153. 2008 January 7

    Clarett is snuggled up to Big DJ right now. It’s “Light’s Out” in the pen…

  154. 2008 January 7

    Flynn gets a Failboat sticker

  155. 2008 January 7

    Miles is confused again… TO Tigers

  156. 2008 January 7

    LSU needs more penalities. too avoid the “homecooking” rants

  157. 2008 January 7

    What conference are zebras from?

  158. 2008 January 7

    can’t be from the big 10, they are proven cheaters and gamblers

  159. 2008 January 7

    LOLOLOLOLOLOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  160. 2008 January 7

    roughing the kicker… failboat pride sticker

  161. 2008 January 7

    helmet stickers all around

  162. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    OSU is both slow and stupid. Sad really.

  163. 2008 January 7

    Very disciplined

  164. 2008 January 7

    personal foul= sticker

  165. 2008 January 7

    The motherfucking pistol!

  166. 2008 January 7

    sinking boat

  167. 2008 January 7

    LMFAO!

  168. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    I honestly would make the OSU-Vandy line Vandy +5 if the game was @ Vandy. OSU makes UF tackling look competent.

  169. 2008 January 7

    LOL

    I don’t even think these slow fucks could win the Egg Bowl

  170. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    They must of fed the Fuckeyes some greasy crawfish or something, cause they can’t tackle..

  171. 2008 January 7

    Tressel just dropped a brick

  172. 2008 January 7

    fundamentally sound, those Big 10 teams.

    31 unanswered.

  173. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    They just give up too much after the first touch.. Can’t win like that, when they get 3…4… 10.. hell a TD after you try and wrap them up.

    and BTW… I fucking LOVED the formation LSU had for the 1st TD.. Fan-fucking-tastic set up.

  174. 2008 January 7

    Sweater Vest: You’re not playing Kent State. This bitch is over.

  175. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    I want to see Tressel hulk shred off his vest after making it 0-5 against SEC…

    You might can rear-end Michigan year in and year out, but you can’t fuck with the South.

  176. 2008 January 7

    0-9 isn’t an accident

  177. 2008 January 7

    How many helmet stickers did those DB’s get for missing tackles???

  178. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    You know.. OSU using all the steam power on the failboat too early.. Just like last year…

    Kinda like a pre-teen, shooting the gold early, and nothing left for the “game”.

  179. 2008 January 7

    That’s Big 10 speed right there

  180. 2008 January 7

    Vagisil boeckman

  181. 2008 January 7

    http://stu.wccnet.org/~alarson/web_images/NEUTRON1107.jpg

  182. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    Alot of stickers… Look at their helmets..

    Another thing.. 2 rushing TD’s allowed this year..

    Did they fucking play in the para-football league, and no one able to run or walk?!

  183. 2008 January 7

    Steltz you pussy. The Failboats don’t hit that hard

  184. 2008 January 7

    @182 Fucking classic pic

  185. 2008 January 7
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    SweaterTits is looking more and more constipated after every down. At this point when he does take a shit, it’s gonna be petrified. Somebody call the Smithsonian!!

  186. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    I hope somebody posts that androgenous (sp?) buckeye fan on Youtube.

  187. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    Where are all those damn buckeyes.. The shit was deep till kick off.

  188. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    Those crying Buckeyes look like some shit WVA would have rejected.

  189. 2008 January 7

    Will sweatervest have a job tomorrow?

  190. 2008 January 7

    They are on Bourbon St. trying to rent the services of a tranny prostitute.

  191. 2008 January 7

    I swear to God that Failboat band looks like something straight off the history channel about the Nazi SS.

  192. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    When you look to a punt to energize your team, it is safe to say you’re fucked.

  193. 2008 January 7

    #33 needs more tats

  194. 2008 January 7
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    SEC…SEC….SEC

  195. 2008 January 7

    holy fuck

  196. 2008 January 7

    oh shit, Failboats have hope?

  197. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    Nice throw matty.

  198. 2008 January 7
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    How the fuck is that “a great pick”????

    It was thrown right to him!!!

  199. 2008 January 7

    Matt Ryan would have never made that throw

  200. 2008 January 7

    favorable fucking spot

  201. 2008 January 7
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    If LSU shits the bed I’m gonna puke!!!!!

  202. 2008 January 7

    stoned!

  203. 2008 January 7

    LOL

    fucking brick shitters

  204. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    Who are these announcers? I am pretty sure the color man has some sort of learning disability. I really hope Tressel kicks a field goal so I can laugh for about ten minutes.

  205. 2008 January 7

    Jim, color guy is former Tennessee DB.

  206. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    That was a nice catch.

  207. 2008 January 7

    Former UT DB

  208. 2008 January 7

    i don’t believe that they fix the sinking ship

  209. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    @206
    That explains everything. As always, the correct answer is always the simple one.

  210. 2008 January 7
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    Isn’t the color guy that Canadian Fag Gate Jesse Palmer?

  211. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    I think I overused always in the previous post.

  212. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    OSU doesn’t have enough buckets to bail out the water that is storming in the hull.

  213. 2008 January 7

    Salt in the wounds to Ole Miss fans, haha

  214. 2008 January 7

    TBST

    The band looks like HS ROTC Drill Team

  215. 2008 January 7

    Coast Guard ROTC

  216. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    June Jones must think he’s some kinda coaching messiah..

    He’s like a rehab team for a struggling program…People said he was stupid for considering the GT job, but SMU?

    The way the Failboats are going, June Jones might be rehabbin’ them in a few years.

  217. 2008 January 7

    I think it is time for Herbstreit to strap on a helmet and take the field

  218. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    I think the OSU band looks like a bunch of extras from the movie “Taps” starring Tom Cruise, Seann Penn and Timothy Hutton.

  219. 2008 January 7

    if my aunt had balls, she could play rof tressel

  220. 2008 January 7

    I would pwn his ass.

  221. 2008 January 7

    fat sweaty horse

  222. 2008 January 7

    Aight, LSU is playing with their heads up their asses. Time to man-up on this shit and 3 and out the failboats.

  223. 2008 January 7
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    “I think it is time for Herbstreit to strap on a helmet and take the field”

    Didn’t he pretty much suck ass back in the day???

  224. 2008 January 7
    nica gator permalink

    let’s go failboats! i’m bored

  225. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    They’ll choke on a few, and make it seem mildly exciting..

    It’s the UF/OSU blow out, but it’s certainly not… “close”..

  226. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    Herbstreit has got to be tired of being made an ass of year in and year out.

  227. 2008 January 7
    nica gator permalink

    this is no way near the dp moss/harvey ass-raping of last year…not even close

  228. 2008 January 7
    nica gator permalink

    @227….he’ll get used to it…he has the fucking yoda of it working in the same company (beano cook)

  229. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    @228
    That is what i hate about gator fans. They somehow need to compare this game to last year. Can’t we all just enjoy the failboats sinking?

  230. 2008 January 7

    it was going that way until Matt Damon threw the int

  231. 2008 January 7

    Baeiouyckman killed again.

  232. 2008 January 7

    Peta Activist Ali Highsmith

  233. 2008 January 7
    nica gator permalink

    aw, c’mon jim….you can think of more reasons why you hate gators…..and, yes, i’m enjoying it

  234. 2008 January 7
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    #227 Herbie loves the cock!!!

  235. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    Failing in HD is simply amazing..

    I almost saw a tear on the sweater.

  236. 2008 January 7

    look at those titties on that cajun queeen

  237. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    @234
    I graduated from UF in 98. I think I am pro gator. I am just anti-gator fans at times. There is a difference.

  238. 2008 January 7

    i got bounced of the HD

  239. 2008 January 7

    i want steltz to get back in the game….that pussy

  240. 2008 January 7

    Fuck you all. There’s no HD in this piece of shit town.

  241. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    Jai, that was a dude pounding the wall..

  242. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

  243. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    STRIP…FAIL….

  244. 2008 January 7

    LSU says “no mas por el failboats”

  245. 2008 January 7
    nica gator permalink

    @238….actually, i agree with you jim….i was just having some fun….i’ve been a gator since the lean years of the early 80s, so i’m not really one to seriously talk shit like the ‘johnny come latelys’….

    by the way….that 4th down conversion was very ‘last year-esque’….;-)

  246. 2008 January 7

    I think I just sharted

  247. 2008 January 7

    i gambled…and lost while laughing at that Fail Play

  248. 2008 January 7

    How soon until OSU fans run off Sweater Vest for not winning the “Big One”??? They stole the 2002 title…

  249. 2008 January 7

    Tressel= Fail
    Ohio State= Fail
    Big 10= Fail
    Tosu fans= Fail

  250. 2008 January 7

    My God the “anguish” on the tOSU fans faces is Pan Am Games Gold

  251. 2008 January 7

    deep insight re: the pistol from Charles Davis.

    fucking kiss my ass dood

  252. 2008 January 7
    nica gator permalink

    it looks like the hindenberg is in flames everytime i see some pasty idiot with buckeyes around his/her neck

  253. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    I kinda wanted to see the hat rise tonight…

  254. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    I can hardly wait for ESPN post game show. Last year, Herbstriet looked like he just found out his wife starred in an all barnyard animal gangbang. I wonder what he will do for an encore.

  255. 2008 January 7

    he is disappointly stupid

  256. 2008 January 7

    jim: he will look like he just starred in an all barnyard animal gangbang.

  257. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    You know.. amongst it all..

    I’m sad about the end of the season. It was fun.

  258. 2008 January 7

    This fucking gaotrade commercial with Peyton gives me fucking chills.

  259. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    Good call on the ESPN.. That might be better than the game itself.

    I wonder what excuse he can make this go around.. After 0-9, or whatever it is.. You’d think he’d run out.

  260. 2008 January 7
    nica gator permalink

    @258 you should be downtown, your dawgs turned back the clock to the early 80s….they’d be doing the same shit to the buckeyes… you sure whipped my gators ass this year. a great year for you all

  261. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    They should do that Gatorade Commercial with Bonds and Clemens, and have “Steroids: Is it in you?”

  262. 2008 January 7

    NO SIR!

  263. 2008 January 7

    damnit, finish them off

  264. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    How was that not a hold on the left tackle?

  265. 2008 January 7

    fucking right tackle is holding everytime. do they not call holding in the Big 12?

  266. 2008 January 7

    my bad, left tackle

  267. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    nica gator,

    It was a good year, regardless of the outcome, and more than anything was a surprise..

    Next year will be the year it really matters, or so it’s building to be like that..

    College football is just #1 and I hate every year when it ends.. Nothing like going from coffee and pancakes to beer and shitty snack food on Saturday morning.

  268. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    @267
    Actually I think they were both holding.

  269. 2008 January 7

    doesn’t matter now…

    ball game bitches

  270. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    That one LSU cheerleader type girl had a five head

  271. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    Close the meat curtains.. Those pussies STINK!

    LSU can pop that strap now.

  272. 2008 January 7
    nica gator permalink

    @268 amen to all that….yeah, my stomach/liver take a beating in the fall…more so this year than last, i should say……

  273. 2008 January 7

    nevermind. Les Miles could fuck this up.

  274. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    LETS GO TO SHOTS OF THE OSU FANS!

  275. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    Lauranitis’s mom is a body builder..

    Can you imagine a bitch lookin like him with long hair?

    Jesus.. she’d snap your cock off with one kegel.

  276. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    Lauranitis’s dad was either the Hawk or the Animal of Road Warriors fame. He gets a pass on any barbs from me.

  277. 2008 January 7
    nica gator permalink

    congrats corn dogs

  278. 2008 January 7

    Tosu loss- helmet stickers for everyone

  279. 2008 January 7

    Corso, Herbie, and Todd Blackbridge are going to need a few boxes of kleenex.

    And LSU just dotted the i for the Failboats.

  280. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    It was Animal..

  281. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    SEC SEC SEC

  282. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    YAY..

    OSU BCS Championship t-shirts for 3rd world countries!!!!

  283. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    Now even UT fans have to admit it was cool when UF did the SEC chant after winning last year. Hopefully LSU does the same.

  284. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    I like the chant..

    Better than the OVERRATED that Hawaii got..

  285. 2008 January 7

    “SEC” chants from the Superdome!! Hells yes!

    When did Les Miles get a body double?

  286. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    LOL @283

  287. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    jai you fuck… pass interference.

  288. 2008 January 7
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    CoonAsses win!!!!!

    Not quite the assrape as last year, but a nice beatdown anyway. Hear the crowd chanting SEC, SEC,SEC!!!

    Looks like SweaterTits won’t shit until December at the earliest!

    Hah!! Jai Eugene gets a penalty!!

    No offense Jai….

  289. 2008 January 7

    And there is a Jai Eugene appearance. A waste of a DB.

  290. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    LSU players aren’t bright.

    Any psycho with a hat high on his head gets the ‘ade on the back.

  291. 2008 January 7

    Boy, Ohio St. plays some “real juggernauts” in the Big 10…

  292. 2008 January 7

    Tosu trying to make it look close… LOL

  293. 2008 January 7
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    Fuck!!! How could they let those lameass cunts score??!?!?!?!?

  294. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    My question is. When will the voters stop being toddlers putting their hands on hot burners, and stop putting fucking OSU in the Championship game?

    It’s getting old watching rape on public television.

  295. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    The dude just said UT was the dominant program in the SEC. When was that? Was I sick that week?

  296. 2008 January 7

    New BCS CG matchup

    SEC Champ vs. BCS #2. Lets just call it what it is, please.

    The SEC is clearly superior.

  297. 2008 January 7
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    #296

    ‘Tard announcers????

  298. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    I must have been in a coma… unfortunately, i woke up when they beat the fuck out of georgia.

  299. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    TBST,

    Agreed… the SEC Conference is half of the proposed BCS playoff.

  300. 2008 January 7
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    Black Shirts = Nebraska (Many years ago)

    Black Shorts = OSU???

  301. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    OVER…

    FAIL.
    EPIC.
    EXPECTED.
    REPEATED.
    RINSE.

  302. 2008 January 7
    jim permalink

    They should just schedule the SEC championship the same day as the BCS and call it the national championship until the Big 10 agrees to a playoff.

  303. 2008 January 7
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    Wha the fuck did Glen Dorsey just say????

  304. 2008 January 7
    nica gator permalink

    #283 i just saw a failboat ‘back to back’ MNC t-shirt here in nicaragua

  305. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    Did Dorsey speak Engrish?

    Did he have his mouth guard still in?

    Jesus, get that man some speech class.

  306. 2008 January 7

    Tosu:
    Please report to the Orleans Parrish Hospital to get a rape kit. Follow the path Hawaii took.

  307. 2008 January 7

    Jim, I could not have said it better myself…

  308. 2008 January 7

    @305, gold

  309. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    @305 LOL

    I want a picture of some ethiopian toddler squatting in a field shitting in a field with a OSU BCS Championship shirt on.

    That would be priceless.

  310. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    It’s gonna be a quiet flight home to Ohio.

  311. 2008 January 7

    @306
    You know his agent will. He’ll be the Dolphins #1 pick. I just hope he doesn’t get one of those tacky ass sweaters JaMarcus Russell had on…

  312. 2008 January 7
    nica gator permalink

    yep, in nicaragua jim kelly = joe montana+tom brady…..it’s highly complex mathematical theory….only valid in sally struthers countries

  313. 2008 January 7

    Corso is acting suprised the SEC is superior. Wow

  314. 2008 January 7
    nica gator permalink

    @310 i’ll work on that…..

  315. 2008 January 7
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    Wha the fuck did Les Miles just say??????

  316. 2008 January 7
    DowntownDawg permalink

    @312

    You know he will… Straight outta ‘Rouge, he’s gonna be a wild one.

  317. 2008 January 8
    DowntownDawg permalink

    Les is retarded.. I’m sure he practiced this speech, but he was too concerned with the confetti.

  318. 2008 January 8

    Ricky Jean-Francois=Jerrell Powe of LSU???

  319. 2008 January 8
    jim permalink

    Ricky Jean-Francios just said “I think you might don’t” I am not sure what that means.

  320. 2008 January 8

    Les Miles has the attention span of a hummingbird with ADHD

  321. 2008 January 8
    DowntownDawg permalink

    That shit looks plastic..

    Les should get his middle finger sized for the new ring, so the vest can see it better.

  322. 2008 January 8

    @319, agree 100%

  323. 2008 January 8
    DowntownDawg permalink

    They need to stop talking to the LSU players..

    It’s seriously taking the glory away.. I’m getting tired of hearing broken engrish in my surround sound..

  324. 2008 January 8

    And the great Herban speaks…

    LMAO, Herban just said Tosu just got out-coached

  325. 2008 January 8
    jim permalink

    I am sitting here waiting for an announcer to say “look, the Big Ten just sucks. They can’t compete with SEC athletes. Very few can, save USC. Until we all can agree on this an institute a playoff, we are going to see annual beatings like this.” And now that fag Corso is saying USC deserves the national championship. I hope he gets syphillis.

  326. 2008 January 8
    DowntownDawg permalink

    Herban looks like someone goosed him from behind.

    Ricky Jean-Francios stuck that club of a finger in his ass.

  327. 2008 January 8
    jim permalink

    @325
    Jai will now post that Urban is angling for the OSU job.

  328. 2008 January 8
    DowntownDawg permalink

    USC/UGA would have been a better game, however, I stand by the idea that UGA would have trucked Booty..

    And OSU has alot of guys returning.. Congrats, they get to try and make it 0-10 next year.

  329. 2008 January 8

    Herban is maneuvering for the Hawaii job.

  330. 2008 January 8

    Thank God Ali Highsmith is gone. That motherfucker has been at LSU forever.

  331. 2008 January 8
    DowntownDawg permalink

    I’m watching this waste of a time interview with Gholston and Wells and The Vest.. and then they leave the Vest alone to be abused.

    Why won’t those fucks ask them who owns them… Who?!

    Ask them what conference makes them shit bricks??

    Ask them when the pain will stop..It’ll stop when they get a real schedule..

  332. 2008 January 8
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    OSU press conference, question to Coach SweaterTits:

    “Did someone fuck your anus until you have no hope of passing a normal bowel movement until sometime in December of 2007?????”

    Who are these fucking retards masquerading as print journalists???

  333. 2008 January 8
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    Jesus, Herbie is doing his best to make excuses for OSU and the Big10 but he just dissed them hard, compared them to the MAC!!!

    Corso is now babbling like he knows what’s up.

    Nothing new there……

  334. 2008 January 8

    Herbstreit is looking PO’d, and I am loving every second of it.

  335. 2008 January 8

    Herbie is crying.

    “The Big 10 is not that bad.” While the SEC chants are going on in the background.

    Fowler speaking the truth though. I wonder what Rece Davis has to say about this pwnage.

  336. 2008 January 8

    I take that back, Chris Fowler looks even angrier than Herby. I guess he got more emotionally involved with the Big 10 than his Colorado Buffs.

  337. 2008 January 8
    jim permalink

    Is Herbstriet capable of saying something positive about the SEC? What a pathetic FSU fuck. ALso, Fowler was spot on about how hard it is in the SEC and that the Big Ten would rather take their chances in one game rather than a playoff. Thata kid Chris.

  338. 2008 January 8
    jim permalink

    I meant Corso rather than Herbstriet in 338.

  339. 2008 January 8
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    Fowler made the best point for a playoff that I’ve head in a long time!

  340. 2008 January 8

    Fellas, it’s been a hell of a football season. Let’s do it again next year.

    Now onto the most exciting part of the year, the off-season, when minor run-ins with the law and NCAA are blown up into Tank Johnson and SMU-like offenses.

  341. 2008 January 8
    nica gator permalink

    @341 it’s time for my gates ‘ta represent da confrence’

  342. 2008 January 8

    The Jimmy Johns in Gunsville is a good place to start

  343. 2008 January 8

    the Failboats were never challenged during the regular season and they never had to fight their way out of a bad situation. These things are hard to do in a championship game. It is not osu’s fault that the big 10 is weak. but they can’t expect to win it all if they cruise easy all season.

  344. 2008 January 8
    zigzag permalink

    Face it, those fuckeyes have blistered throats from eating SEC cock.

  345. 2008 January 8

    I went to bed at 31-17 and just saw the video of Miles holding up the crystal football. What an odd sight. Like Subway Jared winning an olympic gold medal in the 100 meter dash.

    Just odd and out of place.

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