Tebow of Nazareth goes to a Hockey Game

2008 January 10
by Jai Eugene

It has been reported that the Tebow of the Nazarene took a break from his Phillipine Orphanage Mission to attend a Atlanta Thrasher Hockey game last weekend. His Jumbotron Gator Chomps were met with “Tebow Sucks”. The 890 SAT score displays itself again. Why on God’s green earth would a UF QB go to Georgia athletic event and do the Gator Chomp? That is just dumb.

He was with a bunch of dudes and two girls. Security had them roped off like they were celebs. You could see his friends riding his curtails thinking they were the shit. It really was laughable. There was a lot of teenagers with “juicy” written on their bums snapping photos of him but he was not welcome there especially with all his gator chomp antics.

He looked like he was in the club level seats, which would mean he didn’t just buy a ticket off the street, as those aren’t available to the general public. In which case, somebody probably gave him the ticket. How did he get to the game?

He left in a Honda Pilot Hybrid saving the environment once again! Oh and he had a Filipino orphan as a driver.

8 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 January 10

    Not even I would do something this dumb. 890? Wow. That is really dumb

  2. 2008 January 10
    nica gator permalink

    ahahahaha…..’country roads’ discussing the SAT…what a misnomer!

  3. 2008 January 10
    artiger permalink

    In West Virginia they call it the SET

  4. 2008 January 11

    Tebow’s sister lives in Atlanta. He was there visiting her.

  5. 2008 January 13
    Brian permalink

    Tebow does what Tebow wants to do. I know Eeyore would be terrified to go to a Penguins hockey and do the…what to Eers do?

  6. 2008 January 13
    gatorhippy permalink

    So this is where we’re at…

    Post season coverage of the Rhino’s whereabouts?

    And you say that GATOR FANS have an weirdo creepy love affair with Tim?

    Time to look in the mirror, Jai…

Trackbacks & Pingbacks

  1. Hottest Girls of Myspace » » Hottest Girls of Myspace - Links of the Day
  2. Daily Linkage - A Kid Giving The Shocker, Holly Valance and An Uncomfortable Strip Club Trips

Leave a Reply

Note: You can use basic XHTML in your comments. Your email address will never be published.

Subscribe to this comment feed via RSS