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Tebow of Nazareth goes to a Hockey Game January 10, 2008

Posted by Jai Eugene in 890 SAT.
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It has been reported that the Tebow of the Nazarene took a break from his Phillipine Orphanage Mission to attend a Atlanta Thrasher Hockey game last weekend. His Jumbotron Gator Chomps were met with “Tebow Sucks”. The 890 SAT score displays itself again. Why on God’s green earth would a UF QB go to Georgia athletic event and do the Gator Chomp? That is just dumb.

He was with a bunch of dudes and two girls. Security had them roped off like they were celebs. You could see his friends riding his curtails thinking they were the shit. It really was laughable. There was a lot of teenagers with “juicy” written on their bums snapping photos of him but he was not welcome there especially with all his gator chomp antics.

He looked like he was in the club level seats, which would mean he didn’t just buy a ticket off the street, as those aren’t available to the general public. In which case, somebody probably gave him the ticket. How did he get to the game?

He left in a Honda Pilot Hybrid saving the environment once again! Oh and he had a Filipino orphan as a driver.

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1. AngryEer - January 10, 2008

Not even I would do something this dumb. 890? Wow. That is really dumb

2. nica gator - January 10, 2008

ahahahaha…..’country roads’ discussing the SAT…what a misnomer!

3. artiger - January 10, 2008

In West Virginia they call it the SET

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6. LL - January 11, 2008

Tebow’s sister lives in Atlanta. He was there visiting her.

7. Brian - January 13, 2008

Tebow does what Tebow wants to do. I know Eeyore would be terrified to go to a Penguins hockey and do the…what to Eers do?

8. gatorhippy - January 13, 2008

So this is where we’re at…

Post season coverage of the Rhino’s whereabouts?

And you say that GATOR FANS have an weirdo creepy love affair with Tim?

Time to look in the mirror, Jai…