Meet Tennessee’s new Offensive Coordinator. There is going to be hell to pay

2008 January 11
by Jai Eugene

The 4th Horseman rides a pale horse, whose rider is named Fulmer, and Hell rides with him.

Check it out.  Fulmer has moved out of the Tennessee Family for this hire  [Bio].  I just hope that the Great Battle Captain keeps his hands off of the offense and allow Clawson to kick the SEC’s ass.  Cause you know that it will happen, the ass-whippings that are coming.

Clawson has worked under Jon Gruden and Mike Holmgren. He is a master at disguising plays. Expects a lot from his quarterback. He knows the weakness of defenses  and exploits them. He has about 20 different formations he uses to start a game. He is into discipline very much. He demands respect. He is a great offensive mind that can run the same play out of many different sets and formations to keep the defense on it’s heels.

It is believed that he will be his own QB coach. He demands a lot out of his quarterback sometimes giving him up to 8 plays when going to the line of scrimmage. He always makes sure the quarterback knows what is going on and knows what to do.

Will “Straight Outta Crompton” possess the requisite “smarts” to play for this guy?  From what I hear, Crompton is more focused on poon than he is on football.

Here is a summation of a radio interview with the newest baddest ass on the SEC block:

1. When asked what he expects from QBs, he immediately replied “perfection” (Oh shit Crompton, oh Shit).
2. They had about multiple sets and ran any play from any set
3. He would call plays they hadn’t run from a set during each game to keep defenses off balance
4. Also likes to use 2 TEs when they had the talent
5. As his QB, he understood exactly what the defense was going to do and the best play to run against it.
6. Stand-offish with players as he wants to be able to discipline them.

13 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 January 11

    Jai

    delusional at best

  2. 2008 January 11
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    “Meet Tennessee’s new Offensive Coordinator. There is going to be hell to pay”

    Maybe in 2-3 years when you get some offensive players that can handle that kind of thinking and discipline. In the short term, I predict tears and frustration.

  3. 2008 January 11
    Rudy Was Offside permalink

    I predict another beatdown ‘tween tha hedges.

  4. 2008 January 11
    zigzag permalink

    Richmond? Vanderbilt gave him a taste, but Fulmer will be in his grave before this guy learns how fast SEC defenses are.

  5. 2008 January 11

    SEC Speed = Myth

    Big East Speed = Sugar Bowl

  6. 2008 January 12
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    AngryEer=MethHead

  7. 2008 January 12
    Jon Crompton permalink

    Fuck you haters

  8. 2008 January 12
    Jon Crompton permalink

    I am the 21st Centrury Tee Martin

  9. 2008 January 12
    Nick Stephens permalink

    I will be the starter next year.

    Gunslinger, out.

  10. 2008 January 13
    B.J. Coleman permalink

    Nick,
    Momma C may Tanya Harding your ass. I have already received intimidating phone calls from that crazy bitch. They don’t know about Caller ID Block in Waynesville.

  11. 2008 January 13

    I never forgot when the cromptonites when all Tonya Harding on AInge’s knee last year. Good Times

  12. 2008 January 13

    Dawgs

    Coach Cutt left Willie Martinez’s nuts for the future OC. You should hope that things don’t get worse for UGA

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