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Tennessee’s Arian Foster to stay his senior year

 

Thanks for staying….

Like a Nick Saban press conference, Arian Foster announces that he will stay for his senior year.  Thank God he didn’t fumble the microphone.

Here is what one prominent NAMBLA member sent me as to Foster’s place in UT history.

Arian Foster now stands at number 7 on the all time leading rushing list at UT with 2394 career yards.

He needs 216 yds to pass #6 Jay Graham

He needs 241 yds to pass #5 Cedric Houston

He needs 284 yds to pass #4 Jamal Lewis

He needs 459 yds to pass #3 Johnnie Jones

He needs 497 yds to pass #2 James “Little Man” Stewart

He needs 685 yds to pass #1 Travis Henry

10 comments on “Tennessee’s Arian Foster to stay his senior year

  1. Jamal may be #4 on the UT all time rushing list…

    But we allknow he is #1 in his kids’ hearts…

    All 56 of them…

  2. fear the fumble.

    Now I see why Jai didn’t list UT in his SEC favorites for next season

  3. Gatebag: you are thinking Travis Henry.

  4. He is JonBenet’s killer?

  5. If someone was able to cast a bronze state of Foster, they should use this pic of him fumbling as the template…

  6. Actually, Lewis has 56 kids he’s holding ransom from crackheads that ow him money…

    The prolem with that is he’s to dumb to realize the crackheads don’t care about the kids in the first place…

  7. Don’t be so critical, Foster has never fumbled a joint.

  8. Opposing teams are shaking in fear.

  9. Besides this penn state game, how many games has Foster lost singlehandedly?

    Do Alabama fans like him?

  10. I seem to remember the WVU/Lousiville game from the 2006 and the WVU/South FL games from the 2006 and 2007 seasons where either Slaton’s or White’s fumbles (mostly Slaton) cost West Vagina those games.

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