Tennessee’s Arian Foster to stay his senior year

2008 January 16
by Jai Eugene

 

Thanks for staying….

Like a Nick Saban press conference, Arian Foster announces that he will stay for his senior year.  Thank God he didn’t fumble the microphone.

Here is what one prominent NAMBLA member sent me as to Foster’s place in UT history.

Arian Foster now stands at number 7 on the all time leading rushing list at UT with 2394 career yards.

He needs 216 yds to pass #6 Jay Graham

He needs 241 yds to pass #5 Cedric Houston

He needs 284 yds to pass #4 Jamal Lewis

He needs 459 yds to pass #3 Johnnie Jones

He needs 497 yds to pass #2 James “Little Man” Stewart

He needs 685 yds to pass #1 Travis Henry

10 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 January 16
    gatorhippy permalink

    Jamal may be #4 on the UT all time rushing list…

    But we allknow he is #1 in his kids’ hearts…

    All 56 of them…

  2. 2008 January 16
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    fear the fumble.

    Now I see why Jai didn’t list UT in his SEC favorites for next season

  3. 2008 January 16
    Herban Meyer looks like John Mark Carr...exactly permalink

    Gatebag: you are thinking Travis Henry.

  4. 2008 January 16
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    He is JonBenet’s killer?

  5. 2008 January 16

    If someone was able to cast a bronze state of Foster, they should use this pic of him fumbling as the template…

  6. 2008 January 16
    gatorhippy permalink

    Actually, Lewis has 56 kids he’s holding ransom from crackheads that ow him money…

    The prolem with that is he’s to dumb to realize the crackheads don’t care about the kids in the first place…

  7. 2008 January 17
    zigzag permalink

    Don’t be so critical, Foster has never fumbled a joint.

  8. 2008 January 17
    Rocco Siffredi permalink

    Opposing teams are shaking in fear.

  9. 2008 January 17

    Besides this penn state game, how many games has Foster lost singlehandedly?

    Do Alabama fans like him?

  10. 2008 January 17
    Jokers Wild permalink

    I seem to remember the WVU/Lousiville game from the 2006 and the WVU/South FL games from the 2006 and 2007 seasons where either Slaton’s or White’s fumbles (mostly Slaton) cost West Vagina those games.

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