The legend of Owen Schmitt January 17, 2008
Posted by AngryEer in Big East Football, West Virginia.trackback
This is what a true “old school” football player looks like. When my boys are older, I will show this to them when they want to know how to play the game.
Mohawk, blood on his face, breaking 10 face masks and smashing his head with his helmet, and then pauses to hold back a tear as he expresses his love for the game and his team and right when “Country Roads” begins to play, he loses it:
We need more players like this, who play for the thrill of the game and not the self-promotion that our culture exudes.
I hope to see him playing on Sunday’s.
High 5 Owen Schmitt
Who needs “self-promotion” when he has you to gently massage his manhood?
Owen “Herpes-Lip” Schmitt
Herpes Lip?
Herpes can be avoided by staying away from skanks- a cleft palate is pretty unavoidable. Lets stick to ragging on people for things that they can control.
Great idea teaching your kids that banging their heads against a helmet is ok. WVU needs more brain damaged, inbred kids dumb enough to go to that shit hole you guys call a university, because it is a safe bet that they will all be too dumb to get into Marshall or Pitt.
OH, and thanks for not posting any of the usual WVU heffers.
Angry, you’re a douche.
Schmitt, however, is someone to be proud of. He is in his position by sure will only.
There are fullbacks like him all over the country, but his picture should be beside the definition. Mohawk, blood, ugly, walk-on, home grown, and only wants to play to smash somebody.
WVU fans can stick it. Schmitt is a real deal football player that would play pick-up football on Saturdays. He may not play in the league long, but I’m sure there’s a WVU alum that will give him an easy job selling insurance considering what he’s done.
I really write this stuff because, due to a abnormally small penis, I have lower self esteem.
i can’t understand why someone would brage about having a small penis
I can’t undetstand why someone would take his boys and say “I’m not a man to lookup to. I’m small and feeble. Now there, there’s a real man. Be like that guy because your old man used to get made fun of on sports blogs He posted pictures of himself and the ugly, fat, drunk chicks he payed to have relations with that brought you all about.”
Of course, this is assuming he even has sons who aren’t effeminate like him
you da’s would love to have a player like owen on your team. i imagine that most of you cried when you watched that vid
Whoever posted under my name (probably you AngryQueer or one of your inbred WVU followers), have fun with it. Lord knows i have had plenty of laughs at the expense of WVU.
West Vagina University/school for the mentally, physically, and socially challenged=University of Pittsburg’s BITCH.
@11 Joker, there seems to be a little of that false posting going around here. Noticed it two days ago.
@ 12
It really doesn’t bother me. I have done it a few times before to get under the skin of some obnoxious bammers.
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from wvu, thats not herpes if you watched the game he broke his face mask and it cut his lip on the last play of the game
ok i have a cleft palate so the herpies lip was fucked up, i also have the same birthday as this guy…and in football i dont start but im the most agressive and go for any hits….so i kinda see him as the perfect idol for me! except this year im gonna take his number !!!35!!
When you talk about College Football I understand arguments between WVU and Pitt, but Marshall shouldn’t be included in any D-1 Football conversations, they are awful. The only kicks they get are when they talk so much shit during their pathetic season to WVU that we still agree to play them in a game, and then they always make up some crappy lame excuse to why it is they lost big time. Fuck the Herd! Let’s Go Mounties!!!!!