Herban’s Gatorade
2008 January 18
The new Gatorade, (not the shit that FSU created) has two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers… Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyl’s.
Not that this all needed for the Florida tailgate, but once you get into locked in on a Gator Chomp, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a Gator in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
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If only we had some of that West Virginia meth…
Along with some Oxycontin (aka hillbilly heroin)
Excellent movie quote. I just watched it again a few nights ago.
Nice rip off of Hunter S. Thompson. Where’s the cred, plagiarist? I bet your the kind of man who’d f–k a man in the ass and not even have the common courtesy to give him a reach around.
Oh yeah… Hah-hah!
fuck off #4
Dude forgot to cite Hunter? An oversight