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Gimme some Gator Head!!! Tebow delivers the pregame speech

Somebody tell me that he doesn’t look a 7 vein boner, an enormous erection with veins popping out that resembles a midget arm holding a potato. Jumping all round like he just gained three yards against Western Kentucky. Let’s call this public display of douchebaggery what it is….a modified Screaming Louisiana Purchase.

You know where you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a Chris Fowler-esque metrosexual/girl’s balloon knot? All this is after you light their hair on fire.

He can actually make coherent sentences. Maybe he will break Chris Leak’s Wonderlic score

and now an interview with Trev Alberts look alike Erin Andrews

12 comments on “Gimme some Gator Head!!! Tebow delivers the pregame speech

  1. Yep, sounds like he made an 890 on the SAT. What a douche. You’re going to have to impose a maximum number of Tebow posts per day.

  2. i wanted to combine both videos. but it’s like i scored an 8 on the wonderlic and made 2….

  3. Chris Fowler seems a little overly excited when he spots Herban Meyer in the crowd. Lovers?

  4. Thank God we suck at roundball…I’d hate to have ESPN putting up Flynn or Dorsey to such nonsense.

  5. A Screaming Louisiana Purchase….that should excite the LSU faithful

  6. and the florida gay boys too

  7. @2 -Jai
    Didn’t mean my comment as an indictment of your skillz, just my intolerance of Teblow. If I see too much of him at once, I involuntary throw up in my mouth. I’m glad the camera cut away from the locker scene when it did — it looked like the start of a man-on-man-on-man pr0n flick.

  8. is it me or does anyone else think that tebow jacks off to abercrombie clothing catalogues?

  9. @8- LMAO

  10. I used to be embarassed when Jamarcus Russell spoke publicly, but now I see it could be worse.

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  12. Tebow’s hypeness in this video looks restrained. His hype factor is obviously through the roof. I think he actually had to ‘take it down a notch’ at the beginning of the hype speech. I think he really wanted to just kill the men he was yelling at…his veins were popping out of his head, humming with HGH and steroids. And this boy was homeschooled by simple Florida psychopathic religious folk. He is not right.

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