Gator Recruiting Tactics

2008 January 22
by Jai Eugene

Look me in the eye and tell me that you want me [Georgia Sports Blog]. Herban may need to show these playbooks to potential running back coaches. He can’t even get them to sit down for interview. Clemson’s Andre Powell refused to even interview with the humble Meyer [The State]. Ouch!!

Update:  Herban Meyer is the best tool ever [Link]

22 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 January 22
    nica gator permalink

    brilliant!

  2. 2008 January 22
    LaMarcus Coker permalink

    59-20

  3. 2008 January 22
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    @2 There is always some sorehead douchebag that ruins it for everyone. Thanks dillweed

  4. 2008 January 22
    Jokers Wild permalink

    Hey guys, check this out. It is hilarious.

    http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Awkward_one-night_stand-46f3.html

  5. 2008 January 22
    LaMarcus Coker permalink

    @3 I have to do something productive while I’m at work…

  6. 2008 January 22

    @5 Dumb fucker, go with the flow

  7. 2008 January 22
    zigzag permalink

    59-20 Is LaMarcus talking about the Florida-Tennessee game when the Gators beat the shit out of the Vols or is that the faggot ratio between the two?

  8. 2008 January 22
    Herban Meyer looks like John Mark Carr...exactly permalink

    Herban: I waited until dark and then I climbed in the basement window. I waited for little Jon Benet with a bag of weed and an assault rifle…

    He looks just like him in this picture.

  9. 2008 January 22

    Dead, cold, lifeless eyes?

  10. 2008 January 23
    Chris Fowler permalink

    Oh, look! Theeeerre’s HERBAN MEYER! Yessss. We’re friends.

  11. 2008 January 23

    How is he going to recruit punters if there is no spread punter option?

  12. 2008 January 23
    artiger permalink

    Punting is not necessary with the spread offense.

  13. 2008 January 23

    Funny stuff. I nominated you for funniest college football blog, on my blog, for posts like this. I am sure you will get the CFBA this year. No doubt!

    I think Auburn is getting a few of these recruiting packages together as well. :-)

  14. 2008 January 24
    KingV permalink

    Not bad but not as funny as you think you are. If you want to see funny, go here: http://www.edsbs.com

  15. 2008 January 24

    KingV

    If you like jaundiced cocks ….which you seem to prefer if you are linking to that….

  16. 2008 January 24
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    @15 Swindle seems like a fun loving guy. As I read his rants,it appears to me that he has gotten lost. Too many words too much of Swindle, too much drinking his own kool-aid. Nevertheless, it is a good site.

  17. 2008 January 24
    EVERYBODY WHO LIVES IN THE REAL SOUTH. NOT THE OFFSPRING OF RETIRED PEOPLE LIVING IN FLORIDA permalink

    GATORS FU***** SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. 2008 January 24
    artiger permalink

    Caps Lock problem?

  19. 2008 January 25
    FairRecruiting Now permalink

    Here is a link only for documented misdeeds and transgressions of Florida coach Urban Meyer:

    http://www.myspace.com/thepeoplevsurbanmeyer

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