Kentucky: the Bammeroids of College Basketball

2008 January 22
by Jai Eugene

In honor of tonights UK-Good Guy’s hoops game here is a photo essay dedicated to  one of college basketball’s most delusional fanbases – Kentucky

(Photos courtesy of the Volnation)

Delusional? Check

Living in the past? Check

Worship a dead drunk racist? Check

Getting stump-broke at home in front of your psychotic fans? Priceless

Rupp?

Valtrex anyone?

Valtrex?

A good time in Lexington…Valtrex

Sheep + Kentucky Girls + Kinfolk= Valtrex

18 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 January 22

    The Vols win by 10, Rupp was a racist and ahsley judd is a skag

  2. 2008 January 22

    As a Gator, I know this year is going to be tough on our young team. But I’m glad to see that our win streak over Kentucky is still intact.

    Tennessee has a great squad and Pearl is one helluva coach. They should win the SEC this year.

  3. 2008 January 22

    Thanks for that… I didn’t give one GD vote to your blog

  4. 2008 January 22

    i have a feeling the Vols are gonna run UK out of the gym… and yes, as a UK fan that no longer live in Kentucky, it’s funny to see things like this now that I’m on the outside looking in.

    it’s still Tubby’s fault… or at least, that’s the way i hear it from folks in Lexington. you guys want a lot of traffic out of this? post it at the Catspause.com message boards… they’ll come in droves.

  5. 2008 January 22
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    uk sucks

  6. 2008 January 22

    Perhaps you should not think “weird”
    Everyone has different ways of expressing school spirit.
    Automatically associate b-ball with winter and I think of Kentucky.
    Rupp with snow.
    Little UT fans in orange.

    Or perhaps we should discuss football?
    We did not do well, so maybe we shouldn’t.
    Neyland is no longer so scary for teams.
    Standing room only no longer the force of Chu-like spirit.

    UK may have a tought test

  7. 2008 January 22

    Run run run run
    Up through the bluegrass
    Perhaps the Cats win
    Perhaps they do not

    Who knows the outcome
    As always you must consult Chu
    Seeing into the future and drinking are specialties

    Radical thinking, spread offense on the floor
    All guards flashing and shooting
    Centers non existant
    In the dark of the winter night we come
    Streaking like naked men on a tennis court
    Tennessee is coming to town

  8. 2008 January 22
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Sweet Jesus Jai!!! I see what you are doing with the letters…LOL

  9. 2008 January 22

    Losers With Socks,
    One of You
    Forgot to mention
    Tubby is to blame for the next
    One of UK’s Coaches to Fail
    Nationally to Gardner-Webb

    Rupp Arena will rise again
    Unless Billy can’t recruit
    Losing to Directional schools isn’t good
    Even for a proud program like UK
    Sucking is not an option

  10. 2008 January 22

    lemme give it whirl

    Just saying, but isn’t it spelled “Brane”
    Udder lunacy abounds
    Did I tell you to come here Wildcats?
    Did I?

    Where have all the old Cats gone?
    Heretical I say.
    Otherwise this site is nothing
    Reelin in the years
    Everybody remembers the 60’s

  11. 2008 January 22

    You witty sonsabitches! LOL!

  12. 2008 January 22
    zigzag permalink

    I’ve heard of basket weaving, but is basket ball some kind of game?

  13. 2008 January 22
    Sirwinstonbennett permalink

    As bad as Kentucky is, we spanked that Vol Ass tonight didn’t we!!!

  14. 2008 January 22
    Sirwinstonbennett permalink

    Yonder
    Over the northern border
    Use Lofton as your guide

    Lofton the prodigal son
    Outside the 3 point line
    Supreme as he is
    Tonight, however belonged to the Cats!

  15. 2008 January 23
    brad permalink

    Everybody always wants to talk shit about Ky. tennesse must UK’s cousin because we just fucked em’. ha ha

  16. 2008 January 23
    BigDaddy permalink

    Hey Jai,

    Did the # 3 Tenn Vols just leave Rupp Arena with a LOSS? Oh well, no matter how terrible this KY team is they will always always beat TENN. LOL. Hey MInnie Pearl NICE JACKET !!!

  17. 2008 January 23
    zigzag permalink

    Jai whacked the Vols with the “jonah” stick.

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