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The Ballad of Jessica and Romo

Sittin’ by the pool down in Cabo
Tryin’ to get my hands in her pants
Yeah man she’s stacked
I won’t even go back
To this stupid playbook here in my hand

Christ, you know it’s so easy
Life is so easy for me
The way things are goin’
They’re gonna crucify her

Finally made the plane back to Dallas
Don’t want to be back here again
Jerry Jones called to say
That for me he was gay
Just like Cowboys fans, ah, what a pain

Christ, you know it’s so easy
Life is so easy for me
The way things are goin’
They’re gonna crucify her

Drove from my place down to the practice field
Get ready to choke again this week
Terrell Owens said
She’s gone to his head
I said I’m only tryin’ to break off a piece

Christ, you know it’s so easy
Life is so easy for me
The way things are goin’
They’re gonna crucify her

Savin’ all your chokin’ for a playoff game
Givin’ all the wins to the other team
Last night Jessica said
Tony, in your head
Would you still love me with no holes?

Made a lightning trip down to Irving
Got a call from ESPN
Chris Berman claims
I can beat them all day
I just have to play like a good quarterback

Christ, you know it’s so easy
Life is so easy for me
The way things are goin’
They’re gonna crucify her

Choked in the fourth quarter again
Dallas fans all left as sad sacks
The men from the press
He lost ’cause of Jess
Even TO cried and protected my back

Christ, you know it’s so easy
Life is so easy for me
The way things are goin’
They’re gonna crucify her