Followup: Now we know why Bama’s recruiting class is “tainted” but so what? Bama is back!!!

2008 January 23
by Jai Eugene

After reading the comments from Rivals #1 ranked Center Barret Jones, one thing became apparent; the conspiracy to restore Alabama to the top of the College Football shitpile is widespread and well-planned.

Read future Bammeroid Jones’s comments from the Army All American Game:
He said that after he played Center in the Army A-A game, Rivals listed him as the nation’s #1 center. He said he didn’t understand their thinking behind it since it was the only time he has ever played center in his life.

The radio interview was conducted by WJOX’s Scott Griffin and Matt Coulter. Barrett said he was ranked as a center “so that Alabama could get more Rivals [more Rivals.com information] points” but that he has never played center. If Jones is telling the truth, it is “a bit shady”. I say it is Logan Young/Bear Bryant/Red Elephant Club shady [Deadzone].  Is it coincidence that young Bammeroid Jones is from Memphis?  Bama’s recruiting Waterloo???

The beauty of this star inflation is that the Bammeroids believe that they are signing the best players on the planet. As in the past, when those players fail to win the SEC of National Championship number 7, 13, or 45 the unfortunate Bammer coach gets shitcanned.

17 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 January 23
    gatorhippy permalink

    Saban won’t be around T-Town long enuough to get “shit-canned”…

    However, I will refrain from Bammer recruiting jabs until Meyer is cleared in his alleged gymnastics recruiting violations…

  2. 2008 January 23

    Why don’t you talk about Jimmy Sexton taking Barrett to his special suite at Neyland?

  3. 2008 January 23

    This is easily the saddest excuse you have ever come up with. Saban is tearing it up on the recruiting trail. Your boy in the article is one of the best, if not the best, player to come out of TN this year and he didn’t even care about UT. Same with Jordan and Hightower.
    Get used to Bama raking in blue chip recruits. Saban is great at this. I agree that it still needs to be played out on the field, but bringing in 4 and 5 star talent is a good indicator of future success in a program, unless you’re UT.

  4. 2008 January 23
    Vincent permalink

    Honestly, who cares? The only reason this is even “news” is because Tennessee let another home-grown blue chipper get away. Maybe the real “news” story should have something to do with the fact that UT can’t seem to keep its best players here at home. That’s the biggest mystery to me. Don’t get me wrong, Fulmer does a fine job recruiting (especially since Tennessee doesn’t produce high school talent like many other states), but I would think that nabbing the top prospects right here at home would be at the top of his list.

  5. 2008 January 23

    Albert Means

  6. 2008 January 23

    @5

    you Tennessee fans, always living in the past

  7. 2008 January 23

    Nice Druid, dripping with Irony

  8. 2008 January 23

    Druid! That’s the best comment ever.

    Oh, and here’s something from the present – 41-17 and a top 5 recruiting class. Spin away, Jai!

  9. 2008 January 23
    tidefanintn permalink

    It’s not surprising to me that Rivals wants to see Bama do well. It’s always been that way, right? The part I don’t understand though is how the biased folks at Rivals managed to get every other recruiting service to agree with them.

  10. 2008 January 23

    Memphis = UAT’s recruiting Waterloo, classic…

    Hasn’t the Red Elephant Club already taken casualties in Memphis (Logan Young) ?

  11. 2008 January 25
    87sporty permalink

    The University of Alabama, Tuscaloosa, has a new nickname, tUAT (pronounced twat). Fits those turds just fine.

    al.com, rivals.com both pieces of crap then again both founded by crapstain grads.

  12. 2008 January 25
    FairRecruiting Now permalink

    Here is a link only for documented misdeeds and transgressions of Florida coach Urban Meyer:

    http://www.myspace.com/thepeoplevsurbanmeyer

  13. 2008 February 9
    bob saget jr. permalink

    cry more babies

  14. 2008 February 9

    @13, have you sucked dick for coke like your dad has?

  15. 2008 February 9

    Eat a bowl full of dicks, Bob

  16. 2008 February 15
    Winner With Socks permalink

    We will continue to rape your shitty state for talent whenever we want. Who’s gonna stop us? That fat retard decked in creamsicle orange? No, he can’t. Once Trooper left, he left the door open for us to take whomever we want from you ass clowns. Now, Jai, you best shut up before we take Brown and Gordon next year, you little scrotum gargle.

    41-17, bitches.

  17. 2008 February 16
    Winner With Socks permalink

    Rivals pwns this shitty little blog. Rivals is a machine. LWS is the Cleveland Steamer of cyberspace.

    Jai, you will best be served to keep your cock-gobbler closed, or I will rap you across the face with my “Bammer”.

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