The People versus Urban “Herban” Meyer

2008 January 25
by Jai Eugene

A lot of you think that I spent a lot of my time busting on Herban Meyer.  I am but a  mere novice compared to this website [pass the bong].  Their mission?  Exposing Urban Meyer.

Check some of the comments:

  • The site of that douche bag makes me want to kick someone in the schmekle
  • Anybody that hates the cockwad(urban) is my friend…..GREAT PAGE
  • Dude great Myspace page…..anyone that hates UM is alright with me….
  • Good stuff man! Urban is a douchebag! GO NOLES!

Hell, if Herban Meyer was a tool, he would be a toilet brush.  All good Gators know that he will clean up these recruiting violations and make them go away like a large shit that leaves a skidmark in a newer low eco-friendy toilets. He is like the best tool ever!

Herban Meyer will no doubt be ridiculed for his ruthless recruiting tactics, great men often are, but true Gator fans will recognize and appreciate the service he has given to the school and his team.  Most Gators realize that it doesn’t matter how they get there (to the national championship), it’s just that they get there!

4 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 January 25
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    schmekle; Toilet brush, eco-friendly toilets, skidmarks and Gators. Nice linkage

  2. 2008 January 25
    SWFnole permalink

    Gymnastics

  3. 2008 January 25

    Get in on this:

    http://hazeradio.wordpress.com/2008/01/25/the-hazeans-second-annual-nfl-mock-draft/

  4. 2008 January 27
    Bobby permalink

    Spread the word! Love this site…

    http://www.myspace.com/thepeoplevsurbanmeyer

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