25 Years Later, and He is still gone
It is so hard to believe that 25 years ago today that Bama coach Bear Bryant grew his celestial wings and acsended to his rightful place in Heaven. Bear went to be with Jesus in Glory and it is taught that he was given divine authority to start ruling.
It was thus with Bear’s disciples. During these 25 years, they worshipped and waited at the footstool of His throne. They gave expression to their faith in Him as their Saviour, to their adoration of Him as their Bear, to their love to Him as their Coach, to their devotion and readiness to work for Him as their Master.
Bear was the one object of thought, of love, of delight. In such worship of faith and devotion their souls grew up into intensest communion with Him upon the throne, and when they were prepared, the baptism of power came. It was power within and power around. If all goes well next season, Bama will be voted 1,2 and 3 in the BCS Standings.
Karma’s a mother (especially when Bear’s calling the shots)…..Roll Tide!!!!!!!!!!
Here is old and wise co-conspirator Mal Moore pointing towards where the Bear lives and rules this sinful world, his heavenly throne. Mal has been through the wars with Bear. He is a legend same as the Bear only Mal is still alive. Reminds me of another Red Elephant Club legend that is in heaven with the Bear, Logan Young (pictured below).
What a legacy off class and tradition!! The SEC says “Thanks” to the Bear and the Flagship University of Alabama, The Capstone!!
Here is Bear’s statue. As a sign of respect and homage, I hope to leave a Coke, Golden Flake Chips, a bottle of whiskey, unfiltered cigarettes, a prostitute and a slush fund bag to defray the costs of buying refs (or buy a recruit). Alas this is but a dream, I am but an infidel, a non-believer. I know that one day I can be “converted” so that I can lead the singing of the Bammer national anthem ” We got 12 National Championship’s and Bama will be paying and praying not playing for more.” The closing benediction will be delivered by the soon to be sainted coach Nick Saban.
Bear has already made his preparations to return and welcome us into His eternal kingdom. He created a new heaven and a new earth at his museum.
Bear and Mal chose (to be) Saint Nick Saban as the next coach to lead the Crimson Tide back to Glory. Saban’s, rock hard discipline policy, on the field demeanor, and grasp of the english language (and compassion to those with speech impediments) during press conferences have endeared us all to the genius that is Nick Saban. Should he continue on the path he is now traveling, one day he can and will be mentioned in the same breath as other great Tide coaches, such as Coach Fran, Bill Curry, Mike Dubose, Mike Shula, and Mike Price…….all a credit to their profession.
Double Click the photo below (thanks OJ) to view the long line of some of the greatest to ever blow a whistle:
THERE is no truth more generally admitted among earnest Bammers than that of their utter weakness. There is no truth more generally misunderstood and abused. Here, as elsewhere, Bear’s thoughts are heaven-high above the Bammer’s thoughts.
The Bammer often tries to forget his weakness: Bear wants them to remember it, to feel it deeply. The Bammer wants to conquer his weakness and to be freed from it: The Bear wants them to rest and even rejoice in it. The Bammer mourns over his weakness: Bear teaches His Bammers to say, “I take pleasure in Houndstooth; most gladly will I glory in the highly coveted WeedEater Bowl.”
It brings joy to the heart to see the evil and debauched anti-bammers wallow in their self-created hades of arrogance. The wheels of justice grind slow but they grind fine. That wheel of Fortune is rolling and it is moving very slow. The fun is really just now starting as Coach Nick Saban moves the Bammer Nation to its 27th National Championship or 3rd consecutive post season appearance in ritzy Shreveport.
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Boy ran the wrong way
I just never get tired of seeing the delusional Bamr nation of redneck Mullets make asses of themselves. I hope Auburn tears them a new one this afternoon in BB. I’m sure tUAT (pronounced twat) will have some glitzy whiny halftime show about the dead saviour that will make the AU fans sick to their stomachs, so a win by the Tigers should help out with the nausea.
He ain’t here with me
Neither am I
Wow. Pretty impressive. Sorry you have no tradition. Sorry you are so bitter. Sorry we’ve kicked your ass so many times with our hillbilly cheaters. The question is what does that make you? Give Fat Phil a doughnut for me. When he gets through wacking off to us, let him and your fan base choke on it.
Wow @5. Classy post from a classy fanbase. Nothing more and nothing less
think he plays a golden harp?
This is some real quality reading. It must take a huge mind to write this crap. I only wish I was on the commode when I read this so it would pass right on through me and go on to a proper burial. It never ceases to amaze me how much jealously still exists over Bama football, even with the down years, coaching turnover, etc. Some of you eggsuckers need to get a life!
Solid but predictable responses from the mullet nation. Classy and traditional….RTR
I love to watch the Roids ‘roll’ in here and spin the facts. Bama sucks-ass and is never coming back. Shreveport Bitches…
Great shot at those $abanite colonic nerves. Ol @5 and @8 really caught it in the ass. Ol @8 says he “wishes he were on the commode”, like he really has one in that single wide. And by the way @5,if Fat Phil could find it he couldn’t reach it to whack off.
Shit spackle caked on the colon wall
I will whore myself out to any team that will open their checkbooks.
Why do Bammers think people are jealous of them? I never understood this. It’s like when two 7 year olds argue, the loser always has some crappy comeback that means nothing, like “you’re just jealous!”
Fucking retards..
@14 Those aren’t Bammeroids. Those are your Barn brothers stirring the pot. Remember: bammeroids can’t read. It is in the Bible
I would like this article better if I could read too
Reading is overrated
I see your boys were in trouble with the law once again over the weekend. That Fat Phil sure can recruit some winners. Don’t be haters! Roll Tide 41 – 17
My step-son is in the last picture.
RTR
The fully mature bammeroid that looks like he just ate Major Applewhite?