I hate Tennessee Fans. Yes, I do. Some are nothing more than but metro-hillbilly cock blockers.

They are all over former UT QB Erik Ainge with the hungry vigor of a 2 girls/1 cup video. Why? Was it because he connected on 64% of his passes for 6500 yards and 50 TDs the last two years (playing the last one hurt) on the way to the SEC CG? Or did they hate because he had bad hair (he does look one of the Beatles), or that he came from the west coast and that he once wore diamond stud earrings?

They are looking for any way to possibly discredit Erik Ainge’s Senior Bowl performance and blame him for the SEC Championship Game loss to eventual National Champion LSU.

But they, the Cromptonites, really resent him because he was standing in the way of next Heath Shuler: Jon Crompton. Don’t get me wrong. Crompton is a nice kid, but his followers, also known as “Cromptonites”, are Tom Cruise Scientologist-batshit crazy in their loyalty to the ruff-tuff Mountain Kid. I liken Jon Crompton as the Katie Holmes of the Big Orange Nation.

Ainge’s performance:

“It’s fun to end your college career like that,” said Ainge, whose 13-of-21 passing and 159 yards all came in the second half to earn him South offensive MVP honors. “I’ll remember handing the ball to a Gator to win for the rest of my life.”

For the record, I do have a problem with him mentioning a Gator in the quote.

Ainge threw the ball all over the field, including nice touch on screens and very nice looking ball handling. That throw to Bubba Caldwell on the last drive was a sweet toss. Another criticism of Ainge was that he got rid of the ball to quickly. I noted his comment that “he loved the plays Martz was calling”. Ainge probably didn’t feel the fear of making a mistake. Plus I didn’t see Erik throw any balls away after 2.5 seconds, which was one of the major complaints of Tennessee fans.
Here you go Erik Ainge, smile buddy, here is a little something from us at LWS to those jackmurrelling Vols fans out there who really do eat the poo:

We will miss him next year.

Below are actual comments from Ass-loading, gravy train riding, sock jacking, football savvy Tennessee “fans”. I think that street dogs in the T-Town Ghetto have more intelligence than these d-bags.

“you are not going to see a blitz and all vanilla defenses he has actually proven us correct. Great QB for flag football, not so much at the game of tackle football.”

“i really can’t stand you ainge apologists. he pretty obviously stuck a middle finger to us all in the sec champ game. i could care less what he does from this point forward. ……. so glad they will bathe in the era of crompton. you douchebags are stupid. maybe he’ll be an all pro. who cares? he killed our sec champ hopes and thats how most of us will remember him.”

From the weekly calls to fire Phil Fulmer to benching 3-point shooting SEC Player of the Year Chris Lofton to blaming Erik Ainge for everything that happens on the field. I’m beginning to think some Tennessee “fans” are looking for tickets on the failtrain. “Damn you Erik Ainge, you just made me bust my stink-bone with that last oskie!!”