Tennessee will win the SEC East in 2008…….

2008 January 28
by lloydbraun

I just completed an in-depth analysis using elaborate statistic measuring devices such as multi-colored pie charts and bar graphs and I have reached the conclusion that The University of Tennessee will win the SEC East in football for the calendar year 2008.

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  1. 2008 January 28
    Tennstud permalink

    Good post, Heath.

  2. 2008 January 28

    I speak for the Outer Monvolians, I was deeply troubled by the SEC CG appearance by Tennessee.

    I was really praying for a subpar 500% season, so we could fire fulmer.

    Yes, I would rather lose,not go to a bowl,than see fulmer return to the Vols.

    ..and I will strike down upon thee with great vengance and furrrrrious anger on those who attempt to poison and destroy my orange brothers; and you will know my name is VOLNATION, when I lay my vengance upon you..

    Now I feel as if I’m floating away I can’t feel the pressure and I like it this way but my body’s calling… my body’s calling….

  3. 2008 January 28
    nica gator permalink

    hilarious!

    ummm, where are kentucky and south carolina?

    two teams that were a rat’s pecker away from beating the perennial SEC East champs.

  4. 2008 January 28

    Nica, you know UK is going to blow and SCAR is permantly a moral winner

  5. 2008 January 28

    Excellent analysis. Can we get one for the West so I can see where my Tide ends up?

    Also, is this some sort of props to Bobby Johnson for giving Vandy at least the slightest chance, but leaving KY and SCAR out?

  6. 2008 January 28
    zigzag permalink

    @2 Hey Jules, you could use your 9mm Glock and eradicate Fat Phil.

  7. 2008 January 30

    This is exactly how the major news networks project a winner in the presidential primaries, 16 seconds after the polls have opened.

    I’m a Vol homer through and through, but it’s going to be tough winning the East. Nice post – really enjoyed it.

  8. 2008 March 24
    turtle spots permalink

    Tennessee will win National Championship.

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