Unshredding Documents Eer Style

2008 January 28
by Jai Eugene

Did the former favorite native Mexican Son of West Virginia, forget that there is not any kind of hate that burns longer and hotter than West Virginia hate?  Check out the Angry Eer below as an example:

It seems that Rich Rodriguez forgot the lessons learned from the 1979 Iranian Revolution.

Shredded documents can be reassembled manually. After the Iranian Revolution and the takeover of the U.S. embassy in Tehran in 1979, Iranians enlisted local carpet weavers who reconstructed the pieces by hand. The recovered documents would be later released by the Iranian regime in a series of books called “Documents from the US espionage Den”.

I can picture in my mind’s eye meth labs in Morgantown moving to emergency production levels to fuel the Mountain Mommas that will unshred these shredded documents.

The two following pictures can be double clicked to enhance viewing.

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10 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 January 28
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    Gotta teach ‘em to read first!

  2. 2008 January 29
    'eer permalink

    Hey Dawg, Last I checked the state of Georgia was dead last in test scores. How many years running? 4? 5? I lost count.

  3. 2008 January 29
    artiger permalink

    This is bordering on obsession

    http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3220161

    Can we have cropdusters spray aerosolized Prozac over the entire state of West Virginia? I’d say put it in the water supply, but that would mean going door to door and slipping it into everyone’s well.

  4. 2008 January 29
    'eer permalink

    Tiger – are you saying that the lovely people of Louisiana are better? Last I checked they were too dumb to get out of Dodge when a big storm was coming and turned to shooting themselves (probably a good idea) afterwards.

  5. 2008 January 29
    artiger permalink

    Can’t hear ya ‘eer, too busy counting national championships. And yes, given a choice, I’d take Louisiana over WV any day. Nurses who are training to become midwives are sent to, you guessed it, WV to train, because the conditions they see there make everything afterward seem like a piece of cake. But I digress.

    We don’t obsess over a coach that left us…we just go out and beat his new team. Try it, you might find it therapeutic.

  6. 2008 January 30
    'eer permalink

    You’re “too busy” counting to three (1958, 2003, 2007)? What a dumbass.

  7. 2008 January 30
    artiger permalink

    Takes a lot longer than counting to zero.

  8. 2008 January 30
    'eer permalink

    Good one. I’ll let you get back to counting. I know its tough.

  9. 2008 January 30
    artiger permalink

    Don’t worry, I’ve got a calculator to help me add.

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