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College Football’s National Signing Day Vernacular

As National Signing Day approaches I hope to enlighten the gentle readers to the Homo-erotic discussions of football recruiting, recruits and the men that love them.

Jock-oxygen or Joxygen
The air you breath when a 4-5 star blue-chip football player takes his sweaty jock and cup, and straps the shit on your face (this can also just be a masturbatory fantasy).

As used in the traditional sentence:

I waited outside of Neyland Stadium in my car, popping Keystone Lights as the blue chip recruits completed their tour of the stadium, one physical specimen with nice hips saw me and gave me some jock-oxygen!

3 comments on “College Football’s National Signing Day Vernacular

  1. Hey Jai –

    What’s the word for your biggest rival coming in and taking 3 of the top 10 recruits out of your state?

  2. Logan Young

  3. Zing!

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