Which SEC coach is most likely to employ a ‘widestance’ in a public restroom? Hints: He best resembles the T-800 Series cybernetic organism. He consists of living tissue over a metal endoskeleton, and doesn’t believe in the Rapture and the Lamb? 1) Mark ‘Hippity Hop’ Rich t2) Herban Meye r3) Saint Nick with the 1980′s [...]

All that is the class and tradition of Alabama was on display for the National ESPN audience to see. Look as the T-Town Ghetto thugs display their signs that pledging their allegiance to Lucifer. Eventually God’s team won over Satan. GBO and thanks to Micro Brew Steve for the photos!!

Jock Sniffer-Sniffer A person who seeks a homoerotic friendship with a documented and established (‘made’) Jock-Sniffer of an amateur athlete, coach, or parent of the athlete. Jock Sniffer-Sniffers routinely frequent college football message boards seeking their targets. As used in a sentence: Mark wants to be a jock sniffer, but he does not have the [...]

Jock Cock A fat creepy dude’s stubby, shrunken and flaccid penis that is a result of arduous and vigorous football recruiting message board surfing on the Rivals.com on National Signing Day. As used in a sentence: I just surfed Rivals for 10 consecutive hours. I didn’t wamt to miss anything, so I tried to take [...]