Berman Explodes

2008 February 1
by Jai Eugene

Fuck, I know that I am a day late posting this. In the blogging world that is like dog years. Will Berman get punished like when Danyelle Sargeant dropped her f-bomb?

Berman is a  catchphrase spewing jackass whose inexplicable popularity gave rise to every ESPN anchor catchphrase spewing jackass (Stu Scott) that followed. As such, he’s pretty much solely responsible for the decline of NFL Football,  Major League Baseball, Sportscenter, and ESPN in general.  Please send him to cover the NBA so it will die too.

He just needs his fat ass deep frozen in  the freezer like a Christmas ham.
As watched this fat sweaty horse scream, I thought of this SouthPark Episode:

from → ESPN

2 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 February 1
    AngryEer permalink

    I can’t believe that I am the first to comment on this. Excellent writing. The tourettes comparison was first rate

  2. 2008 February 1
    Ed Orgeron permalink

    I cuss like that everyday, what’s the big deal?

    Brent Shaffa!

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