More Recruiting Slang

2008 February 1
by Jai Eugene

Jock Sniffer-Sniffer
A person who seeks a homoerotic friendship with a documented and established (‘made’) Jock-Sniffer of an amateur athlete, coach, or parent of the athlete. Jock Sniffer-Sniffers routinely frequent college football message boards seeking their targets.

As used in a sentence:

Mark wants to be a jock sniffer, but he does not have the connections to the athletes or the coaches. So he hangs out with established or ‘made’ Jock Sniffers, Larry and Carlos, who claim to know parents, athletes and/or coaches. Mark’s worship of Larry and Carlos creates the Jock Sniffer-Sniffer relationship.

5 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 February 1

    the best ever

  2. 2008 February 1

    who is larry and carlos?

  3. 2008 February 2
    Rocco Siffredi permalink

    Ron Tosh is a jock sniffer.

  4. 2008 February 2

    those who worship Tosh are sniffer-sniffers. You have mastered the lingo

  5. 2008 February 4
    carlos permalink

    I’m carlos…lol…

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