Poll: Which SEC coach is most likely to employ a ‘widestance’ in a public restroom?
2008 February 1
| Which SEC coach is most likely to employ a ‘widestance’ in a public restroom? Hints: He best resembles the T-800 Series cybernetic organism. He consists of living tissue over a metal endoskeleton, and doesn’t believe in the Rapture and the Lamb? 1) Mark ‘Hippity Hop’ Rich t2) Herban Meye r3) Saint Nick with the 1980’s retro feathered angel winged bangs 4) Lester Miles |
I will write a wonderful blog post on the winner of this poll. Comments are welcome of course.Here are the candidates:
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“…and doesn’t believe in the Rapture and the Lamb?”
Only dimwitted, evangelical, Bible-fucking hillbillies believe in the Rapture.
Does that microphone say “Jorts”…Fucking CLASSIC!
Meyer has the Hottest Wife (by far) over the other 3, so he’s gotta win this poll, right?
Lame.
By the way, how come Fulmer isn’t in this poll? He bears the most resemblance to Sen. Larry Craig (i.e. hair, face, age)
Geez, you sec Dicks are dumb. I want to know why Fraud-riguez isn’ t on this.
I think we are seeing some Tennessee bias on this poll
I voted for meyer. Go Gators!!!
Why can’t I vote for tha Bahr?
a vote for Nick is the same as voting for Bear
check roger
Petrino gets my vote. You can’t get any wider than he does when he lays the con on those simpletons like Jerry Jones and Paw Paw.
I thought of Petrino. I didn’t feel that he possessed enough geighness…yet
He gets a few points for that William H. Macy smiley face.