Jock Cock
A fat creepy dude’s stubby, shrunken and flaccid penis that is a result of arduous and vigorous football recruiting message board surfing on the Rivals.com on National Signing Day.
As used in a sentence:
I just surfed Rivals for 10 consecutive hours. I didn’t wamt to miss anything, so I tried to take a squirt in a gatorade bottle but I pissed all over my hands cause I was jock cocked.
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