Recruiting Word of the Day

myspace stalker (from the Urban Dictionary)

transitive verb
1 : to pursue by memorizing mundane or personal details of Blue Chip 5 Star Recruits myspace pages. Later the “fans” demonstrate their quest of the youngster by posting photos of them on your message board profile. Bonus: Stalker photoshop themselves with the recruit and stalker together.
2: to have viewed a Recruits’s page one time and in the ensuing casual conversation memorize and mention any mundane detail, only to be called out on it then defend it
3 : to pursue obsessively and to the point of harassment by sending constant the recruit friend requests with lots of cheesy pick up lines and picture requests of the youngster’s cock.

Used in a sentence:

5 star recruit: Coach Fulmer can you ask the Tennessee fans to stop stalking me? I just got another penis picture request from that Vol Fan from Ohio.