Archive | February 5, 2008
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F. C. King Links
(pic from Tequila shots) Game Daily – Naked Video Games Hottest Girls of MySpace – Natasha Yi, Come on Down! Mac Gs World – Advise to Press Mute Button Tasty Booze - Facebook vs MySpace girls round 1 Busted Coverage – Coolest Super Bowl Party You Didn’t Attend The Putdown – it wasn’t supposed [...]
The Ballad of the Rivals Recruiting Nambling Man
Thanks Allman Brothers. Dedicated to the binging homo’s big day tomorrow!!! I am the midnight NAMBLA – I am the Blue Chip Rivals gambler – The fondler of the crevice cracker – The Ass Nemesis of the 4.4 40 Linebacker – I look just like a fat pasty 50 year old cracka but I am [...]
NCAA InvestiGATOR in Gainesville?
UGA fans celebrate in Dalton GA!! The hot rumor, it is a only rumor, that NCAA Investigator Rich Johanningmeier has been in Gainesville since yesterday (2/4/08). I’d assume he’d begin questioning on Tuesday. The timing of this investigation could not happen at a worse time for the Herban. Anyone remember that Bill Belichick, a confirmed [...]
Recruiting pillow talk
Beastage A video display of football physical bravado. Often causing erections that exceed 4 hours in most internet jock sniffers. Used in a sentence: Cy? Did you see that DL with the quick feet curb bash that QB, it was raw-dogg beastage in the first!
Cruit Spank-Tanking
Spank Tank The Spank Tank is an area of the mind where memories of hot 5 star recruits and/or heaux-meaux erotic moments you’ve experienced are stored and remembered later during masturbation. Advanced Level Spank-Tanking: One may enter someone else’s spank-tank. Thus “spanking” vicariously through another’s recruiting stalking memories or “Tank’ Used in sentence: After a [...]
My class with the SB42 MVP
(No this is not some sick photoshop, this is real) Everyone raise your hand. DO IT NOW! Keep you hand raised if you have had class with a Super Bowl MVP. Well, mine is still up, is yours? Once upon a time, The University of Mississippi, Ole Most, was graced with my presence. I spent [...]
