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The Ballad of the Rivals Recruiting Nambling Man

Thanks Allman Brothers. Dedicated to the  binging homo’s big day tomorrow!!!

I am the midnight NAMBLA -
I am the Blue Chip Rivals gambler -

The fondler of the crevice cracker -
The Ass Nemesis of the 4.4 40 Linebacker -
I look just like a fat pasty 50 year old cracka but I am -
The midnight NAMBLA -
I am the Poster known as Pearl Jam
I am the specimen snake handler -
I am the nude beast bangler -
The dark fandangler – the MVP 03 -

The fondler of the crevice cracker -
The Ass Nemesis of the 4.4 40 Linebacker -
I look just like a fat pasty 50 year old cracker but I am -
The midnight NAMBLA -

That’s what I am -
I’m a nambling man -
I am gonna namble your 5 star jockstrap-
Tonight -

2 comments on “The Ballad of the Rivals Recruiting Nambling Man

  1. Doesn’t Orson Swindle aka Spencer Hall have any shame? This is clearly ripped off from you Jai.

    And for the Tebow Photoshop not to make the finals in the EDSBS CFB Blogger awards is criminal

    http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=347563

  2. I looked at those awards and the nominees . they should really just give them to Orson. He has lost his edge and wrties to many words and is nto that funny.

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