meltdown A state of complete spank tank overload that grinds all self control to a halt. 1st stage- Safety (normal) 2nd stage- danger (wet fart) 3rd stage- MELTDOWN (Chris Leak sharting outta the ass) Used in a sentence: Our incredibly suck-ass recruiting class of 2 star Tin Foil Hats broke the Universe, made angels cry, [...]

It is a safe bet that there will be some sore dicks tonight. This is a heady and frothy day when adult men with jock-cock man-crushes on 17 year old running backs and linebackers gush “That stud is a kid, err, that kid is a stud. Anyway fellas, I was watching his film last night, [...]

Updated 2/7/08 Logan Young is alive Nothing else could explain Alabama’s solid recruiting efforts. Nobody wants to move there and everybody wants to leave there. It is like a landfill. Nobody wants Alabama in their backyard.

and that is beating Florida by 22″ Ouch Gators. Ouch.

  Jock-Strap Junkie A Jock sniffer that is an aggressive homophobic hill-bully, that pursues a 4-5 star running back or a great big old defensive tackle with a sweat stained FUPA. When they’re not practicing or masturbating to pictures of Tebow of the Nazarene’s favorite Spank material, Abercrombie and Fitch Catalogues, (Oh the forbidden fruit [...]

Morning Wood + Fluffing National Signing Day, the mythical source of morning wood, mysteriously leaving  50 year old white guys both confused and erect. Used in a sentence: I was visited by a  5 star corner back during a  REM dream last night… and now I’ve got a huge boner for Signing Day. This will [...]

Sit Ubu Sit.  Thanks Gators we’ll take  it from here.  104 points are hilarious. from sports.espn.go.com posted with vodpod