Jock-Strap Junkie

A Jock sniffer that is an aggressive homophobic hill-bully, that pursues a 4-5 star running back or a great big old defensive tackle with a sweat stained FUPA. When they’re not practicing or masturbating to pictures of Tebow of the Nazarene’s favorite Spank material, Abercrombie and Fitch Catalogues, (Oh the forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest!!!!), they spend most of their time building up kinetic energy, swaying and up & down oscillation. They only discuss the hottest high school football players or in their code talk: “Beast” or “Stud”, and just respiration all of the perspiration from sodden jock straps (thus the term “Jock-Strap Junkie”).

Used in a sentence:

Hey, I love the smell of sweat bucket jock straps especially after a Nike/Rivals Camp!! There is something inherently naughty about being a strait up bad boy Jock-Strap Junkie.