More Recruiting Talk

2008 February 6
by Jai Eugene

meltdown

A state of complete spank tank overload that grinds all self control to a halt.

1st stage- Safety (normal)
2nd stage- danger (wet fart)
3rd stage- MELTDOWN (Chris Leak sharting outta the ass)

Used in a sentence:

Our incredibly suck-ass recruiting class of 2 star Tin Foil Hats broke the Universe, made angels cry, and made God piss blood.  Our fans are going to full epic meltdown like the power-douches that they are.

from → SEC Football

5 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 February 6
    Elmer Fudd permalink

    Fill got his feewings hurwt becauwse he diddent get no luv from Mikey Hammy. No wraise-no recwuiting dun on his behalf. Fill took his bawl home.

  2. 2008 February 7
    jim permalink

    To borrow from Lloyd Braun, what is the state of your program when someone would rather live in Alabama than go to your “school”? UT is now AT LEAST four years from beating Florida. I honestly feel bad for you. It is going to be like 93-96 all over again.

  3. 2008 February 7
    Jai Eugene permalink

    Jim, I live in Alabama and I resent that comment

  4. 2008 February 7
    MoonDog permalink

    Short memories around here. The Vols signed Top 5 recruiting classes in 05 and 07. They have plenty of talent. Let’s see what the new assistant coaches can do. D-Line may be a trouble spot, but there is enough to be very competitive this coming season.

    GO BIG ORANGE!!!

  5. 2008 February 7
    zigzag permalink

    Farewell Fatso.

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