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More Recruiting Talk

meltdown

A state of complete spank tank overload that grinds all self control to a halt.

1st stage- Safety (normal)
2nd stage- danger (wet fart)
3rd stage- MELTDOWN (Chris Leak sharting outta the ass)

Used in a sentence:

Our incredibly suck-ass recruiting class of 2 star Tin Foil Hats broke the Universe, made angels cry, and made God piss blood.  Our fans are going to full epic meltdown like the power-douches that they are.

5 comments on “More Recruiting Talk

  1. Fill got his feewings hurwt becauwse he diddent get no luv from Mikey Hammy. No wraise-no recwuiting dun on his behalf. Fill took his bawl home.

  2. To borrow from Lloyd Braun, what is the state of your program when someone would rather live in Alabama than go to your “school”? UT is now AT LEAST four years from beating Florida. I honestly feel bad for you. It is going to be like 93-96 all over again.

  3. Jim, I live in Alabama and I resent that comment

  4. Short memories around here. The Vols signed Top 5 recruiting classes in 05 and 07. They have plenty of talent. Let’s see what the new assistant coaches can do. D-Line may be a trouble spot, but there is enough to be very competitive this coming season.

    GO BIG ORANGE!!!

  5. Farewell Fatso.

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