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A new member to the Tennessee Vols Trailer Park All Star Team February 11, 2008

Posted by Jai Eugene in SEC Football.
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Trailer Park Allstar (Viper, again too funny). As much as I hate to admit this, we have our share of carnivorous, mullet wearing, knuckle dragging, ignorant, nose-picking, english is my second language, country-ass and crotch scratching douche bag fans.

Take a look at this fully mature adult TP All Star’s response on posting material from a website and not crediting the author. I hate to admit it, but this guy is from hometown or at least his screen name says that he is. I am surprised he even has internet. Why?

Maybe I came across a bit strong after asking nicely the first time (at Gridscape.  The “family oriented” board..LOL). After I was told to “suck my dick”, I thought stronger language might be needed. From Outermonvolia:

….and i mean that in a way to where i’m actually calling you a loser, not by ur name, I’m glad you started a thread on HERE because on shitscape i couldn’t tell you or any of ur clonies to what i wanted to say and that was to SUCK MY DICK!!! I don’t read ur piece of shit wannabe important site, the only time i’ve been there is when someone here has linked it from here……i read what they link and that’s it…..nothing against all ur hardwork but i don’t like ur site….and calm the @#%$ down, u’ve got a blog, so fin what….every 5 yr, old w/ a Fisher Price laptop has a blog…ur acting like ur Coca-Cola and i stole “Have a coke and a smile”…u need to have a coke and STFU……I told you on SS and i’ll tell you again here, a buddy of mine at work sent me that thru my GD Micosoft Outlook (all rights reserved for Microsoft and Outlook), if i would have GOT that from ur sight, i woulda @#%$ LINKED the damn thing instead of spending 15 minutes putting that together, to be honest i didn’t think it was hilarious but thought it might stir up the bammers, something i get a kick out of. I told you piece of shit, rat bastard all you had to do was ask and the answer woulda been no but to call me a thief twice is a little much, fucker.

Ever since i’ve been posting on ALL boards for 4 years or so , i go out of my way to give people props, whether it be their sigs, or stats or even their IDEAS, so i damn sure woulda gave you the cred on the Bahr hat thing.

Hell, not too long ago, i got some fat phil farks from OM and sent to my Vol buds at work, a lot of them are fulmer worshippers and even they thought they were funny..////the donut victory bath was top shelf!….i came right back here and gave the originator credit.

ur blog is WAAAAAY more popular than you think.

and again , w/all the composure i can muster, i say suck my dick.

ya dickstring.

Comments»

1. thegrillviper - February 11, 2008

What a fucking trailer park all star.

great post, jai

2. Vol12 - February 11, 2008

Chattanooga Vol is dumb as they come. I can’t even read that shit. Maybe he is from Mexico?

3. NoogaVol - February 11, 2008

my freend emaled it to me, fagits! ur jus jealous that my cock is a stack o dimes and i suck a mean dick!

4. Rocco Siffredi - February 11, 2008

Eugene you stole Jerry’s stats and used them in your blog without permission.

You thief.

5. NoogaVol - February 11, 2008

jerry is a faggot. I would have stole them just like I did the plaid hat idea.

6. NoogaVol - February 11, 2008

i wuz punchin lettars fore hours workin on my bear and his plaid hat. even tho my freend at werk emaled them to me so he should have been the one that did all the werk but i wuz too dumb to relize that in originate lie.

7. Rocco Siffredi - February 11, 2008

Loser thinks that his shit is all original. Maybe we all should start investigating to see where he is pulling some of his material from?

Loser is an apt description.

8. your name here - February 11, 2008

You have to like the ‘ya dickstring’ at the end.

dickstring, i might start using that.

9. Jai Eugene - February 11, 2008

it is a hill billy version of dick floss

10. 3rd Down H-Back - February 11, 2008

Is ChattanoogaVol a Cromptonite?

11. MoonDog - February 11, 2008

I had the same problem at my site. Someone copied and posted one of my articles at The Sporting News and claimed it to be his work. I got it resolved in about 8 hours, but it got me motivated to legally copyright all of my articles. Another site, ncaaf.info copied all of my college football related articles and posted them without my permission. Now that I have legal copyrights, I can pursue them to the fullest extent of the law.

Anyone with a blog should do copyright their work, at least in my opinion.

12. graves - February 11, 2008

volstar would be so proud…

go eat at Calhones you cretan people…

13. zigzag - February 11, 2008

That clown is inbred within one chromosome of mental extinction.

14. artiger - February 11, 2008

You mean he has more than one chromosome?

15. Joel - February 11, 2008

I think he has 2 chromosomes, but they are both fighting each other…

16. zigzag - February 11, 2008

His DNA reflects the presence of blackstrap molasses.

17. Jai Eugene - February 11, 2008

I thought I captured his whole essence pretty well

18. innerfagvolia - February 11, 2008

trailer park all stars… classic.

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20. lawvol - February 12, 2008

I done told you to get yer damn hands off my El Camino. Now you done gone and stole my shit and put nekkid pitures of my Mama up on the Anter-net. I don’t care how purty yer mouth is, I’m about to give you a whuppin’!

Well, said my good man. What an wonderful act of expression.

I wish I could cuss in writing like that…
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21. Jai Eugene - February 12, 2008

I have a Bammer Photoshop that is pure gold. It captures the purity of being stupid, much like Nooga Vol, pure as the driven snow

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