“To Jimmy Rollins: We are the team to beat.”

2008 February 18
by Jai Eugene

Those 9 words (in English) from Mets Carlos Beltran have set the tone for this season [mlb].

“Let me tell you this,” Beltran said. “Without Santana, we felt, as a team, that we had a chance to win in our division. With him now, I have no doubt that we’re going to win in our division. I have no doubt in that. We’ve got what it takes.”

Let’s not forget last year’s Epic Fail by the Mets that was on the same level of suck as Ohio State versus any SEC team-level. Beltran is actually being a huge Puto (that is Spanish, google it), beating up on the Phillies ain’t that hard when history is on your side [phillysucks.com]:

    Overall stats

  • 125 total seasons
  • 72 losing seasons
  • 3 .500 seasons
  • 50 winning seasons
  • Overall postseason record: 22-38 (.386)

    Streaks

  • 14 straight losing seasons (1918-1931) where the Phils went 786-1310 for a outstanding .375 winning percentage
  • 16 straight losing seasons(1933-1948) where the Phils went 888-2443 even more incredible .266 winning percentage
  • For those keeping score, the Phils managed ONE winning season between 1918-1948!
  • Current World Series drought: 27 seasons

Beltran, next time you feel like you should talk smack, try swinging at a Adam Wainwright pitch [link].

10 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 February 18

    Sounds like he’s trying to get the jump on Rollins this year. It would be hilarious if neither of them made the playoffs and somehow the Braves or Marlins made it in.

  2. 2008 February 18

    The Bravos are going to win the division this year, mark it down

  3. 2008 February 18
    jim permalink

    I have “fukudome fever” (patent pending). GO CUBS! THIS YEAR IS THE YEAR!

  4. 2008 February 18

    Yeah, the Cubbies are having the 100th Anniversary of their last world title this season… LOL

    The Cubs are Buffalo Bills of baseball

  5. 2008 February 19
    jim permalink

    If you win the division, the playoff games won’t even sell out. We may be the bills, but you are the dolphins. Worst fans in sports.

  6. 2008 February 20

    We win so much we get tired of it, my bad.

    Another reason why the Cubs are a joke.

    http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/27/30-wrigley-field/

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