How to Celebrate President’s Day Weekend
Get stoned! Hells yes!
A college kid smokin’ the reefer isn’t a surprise, but the few details surrounding this situation raise some questions:
1. Gamecock WR Dion Lecorn couldn’t find anywhere else to get his fix besides in a car? God damn son, if you’re going to break the law, at least be smart about it. Go to someone’s apartment or something, don’t sit in your car, bumpin that new Fiddy and Akon, waiting for the Five-Oh to come knock on your window. This is Example #1 on how marijuana impairs judgement
2. So you’re an up and coming WR playing for the Original Great Disciplinarian, Steve Spurrier, and you’re hanging out with people who won’t jump on that hand grenade when the Po-Po asks “who’s weed is this?” Shit, your entourage is supposed to fall on those swords for you (see Pacman Jones). Matt Clements, another Cock WR was in the car, but didn’t man up and say it was his to minimize damage. Why didn’t any of these doods offer up their cribs to serve as the nights ganja den? This is clearly Example #2 how Mary Jane impairs your judgement.
3. No surprise that Lecorn is from Florida, their state plant is the sticky-icky, just ask Herban. Also no surprise that this guy was offered a scholarship by Herban. Is Herban’s secret out that the chronic increases a player’s vertical jump? If so, the teacher (SoS) is now learning from the student (Herban). Spurrier has the long term plan of pay-back for the Jarvis Moss FG block. Go Gates, and Go Cocks!
USC = University of Smoking Cannabis? [YMSWWC]
The OBC has given Lecorn and Clements the stiff sentence of suspension from the team, meaning their punishment will probably be limited to sitting out the SCAR Spring Game. If something else happens between now and when the season starts they will probably have to Figure 8s in that dump of a stadium they have in Columbia. Now that is discipline!
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I saw the title and thought this was going to be about Colquitt’s DUI (his 5th alcohol-related offense at UT and the 6th Vol that has been arrested in a little over a month). Man, I was way off.
Alcohol is legal in this country. Weed is not. Thanks for playing Gate
Underage drinking is illegal in this country. DUI is illegal in this country. Go fuck yourself and thanks for playing you meth mouth queer!
How old is the UT kid?
dumb ass cocks breaking the law, LOL
Smoking weed in your car instead of any number of other places is just completely stupid. Of course, he does attend the University of South Carolina.
puff puff pass!
I think smoking weed should be legal. That being said, if you are going to smoke weed, at least be smart enough to do it where you won’t get caught. Darwin was right. Lets let nature kill of the weak and the stupid and the rest of us will be a lot better off.
USC = University of Smoking Cannabis
The amount of the suspension is inversely proportional to the content of Dutch Haze in the spliff, divided by the square root of Lecorn’s IQ, multiplied by the average distance Spurrier throws his visor.
I wonder how this will effect SCar’s 10th consecutive pre-season national championship?